Latest News:
Updated 02.07.19
Limited spots open for Eternal Palace raid!
Balance/Ele/Sp/Lock
DK/Rogue
discord.gg/rEeGyUn > Best way to contact us
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What we did in Legion:
Started Legion as a “yo lets raid heroic a bit and go play Overwatch when we get bored guild” We were 4 friends in total… The Whole guild got created of /2 Trade chat and we went from realm rank 50 trash guild nobody wants to join to World top 200 guild everyone and theyr moms now want to join…
Id like to note tho, that we nearly landed top50 World Kill on Argus… but due to small patch release the boss got bugged in the 1 week we were going for the kill and full tryhard… We raged so hard cause it took nearly 2 resets to fix the buggs, that we rage quited the game but after we cooled of 2-3 weeks later we came back and finished the boss.
…and go watch Argus kill video .!.
The most Retarded Guild on Sylvanas since 2009
Raid - Schedule:
Wed/Thu/Sun/Mon
18-22h (might go to 22:30 if close to kill etc)
Only pussies raid 2x a week
No attendance rules (scroll down to read more about this)
Please feel free to apply even if your class is currently listed as ‘Closed’. We will always consider exceptional applications and can also hold your application for future consideration when a vacancy arises.(we kicked somebody cause he went mental…his cat died…seriously this happened)
Wanna know more? Owkey, keep reading then
Who the f*** is Honolulu?
- We are a guild that was created from leftovers(people who didn’t get a raiding spot) in a top10 Sylvanas guild back in Cata.
It took us(so called “3rd Squad”) 2,5 weeks to overtake the main squad in progress, after which we got kicked cause we didn’t want to mix with them.
The name was created by writing “random retarded name” on google (dunno why Honolulu popped out)
What makes us so different/retarded?
This is very hard to explain, the core of the guild goes very deep Jogurac mom type of deep(check video below) Seriously its hard to explain… we are just a bunch of idiots with no limits, and very awkward taste in Humor… We act like a family, and have are own “Guild Language”, we accept new people with open hands(and asses) and hope u will link your small *** sometimes in Discord
Some of the Guild features
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No attendance rules
Raiding should not feel like a job, we do not force our players to come to every raid and to apply weeks in-front > Just apply for any raid u wanna attend
(Ofc more active players will be always preferred, but we do not hate u if u slack -
Crazy videos
We Record most of our progress, or random mythic+ runs, or just a late night Discord talk > u can check our youtube channel to understand what i mean
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Special Raids
Karaoke, Jogurac mom raid, ICC teleport(if u join the guild, wont take long till u understand what ICC RAID IS) and many other smaller events that happen very randomly and frequently in this guild -
Discord fun
Stuck at work, bored to death? Got a phone? nice…now install the mobile discord app and u will feel like u have friends again(or for the first time) since our discord is so full of shiiiii* Custom Emojis > “Pictures” > Links… srsly we seen crazy !@#$ on our discord
What are the requirements to join us?
Overall the most important thing is that you fit in…like i said, this guild is very different from every guild you have ever raided with (100% guaranteed)
Be a chill, open minded person, that can have loads of fun, and be serious when necessary(mythic bosses wont just drop dead)
You have to understand that with all the fun, and f**k the rules attitude… we still manage to compete on a high lvl ( be among top200 guilds in the World most of the time) so we expect you to have a certain gear&skill level!
Take your chances, and give it a try with …“No Ragrets” style
Youtube Channel > https://www.youtube.com/user/Pimpilimpik/videos
Jogurac mom raid > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh6gmPFXmE