[A] Lazy Peon Tavern recruiting (4/8 M)

Silvermoon
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Recruiting for mythic raiding. (4/8 M)

:clock4: Raidtimes:

3 days/week: Thursday, Sunday & Monday.
20.30 - 23.30 servertime (GMT +1).

:mag_right: Currently seeking:
1 Tank: Any class works except Demon Hunter.
Possibly 1 melee dps: Any class works.
Ranged dps: Warlock, hunter, shaman, priest or mage.

All applications are however considered. If you have any questions regarding the recruitment you can contact Luria in game or on the battletag linked below.

:open_book: About us:

Lazy Peon Tavern was formed in 2007 as a 10 man guild, raiding Karazhan and Zul’Aman. After a less successful attempt to go 25 man, WotLK arrived and we decided to stay 10 man. We stayed this way until Warlords of Draenor when we expanded to a 20 man raiding guild.

We’re a stable guild in the sense that we’ve never been dead, reformed or had a big change of players. We have raided every tier since 2007, and we have kept a lot of the same people in the guild and have the same guildleader and raidleader. One of the reasons for this is that we decided early on to only recruit people we liked. Over the years we have tried to find good raiders who are also nice people, and to not make exceptions on that policy. We feel this is the reason we have a relaxed atmosphere in the guild with a friendly and humorous mood.

We have one raiding team where every raider is equal. Some guilds have two or more teams and perhaps a bench, where some people get to sit out more than others. We have never had any of that, and we’re only recruiting for our main team.

:dragon_face: Current progression:

The Eternal Palace: 4/8 mythic, 8/8 heroic, 8/8 normal
Crucible of Storms: 2/2 heroic
Battle for Dazar’Alor: 4/9 mythic, 9/9 heroic

:memo: Summary of what we are:

  • Stable guild with long raiding history on Silvermoon.
  • Raiding current content 3 nights a week.
  • Relaxed atmosphere in raids, without losing focus or interest in progression.
  • Friendly humorous people.
  • Fantastic art-department (see website news).

:chart_with_upwards_trend: Minimum requirements for a raider-trial:

  • You’re a decent raider. If your gear or experience is lacking as compared to our current progression, you have to be willing to make an extra effort to catch up.
  • You will generally be available to raid with us at least 2 raids a week.
  • You’re age 18+. If you are very “youthful” you just won’t fit into the group. Most of us are in our mid 20s to late 30s.
  • You’re a nice person generally. We don’t want to recruit drama.
  • You’re interested in joining our “community”. We don’t recruit alts.

:link: To read more about us, to apply, or watch amazingly cool artwork!:

http://www.lazypeontavern.com

:left_speech_bubble: To contact us to ask questions:

Luria#2538

Bottoms up! :beers:

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Ode to ranged dps #12

We seek one of those men in dresses
who shows to raid in time, and presses
his keys real fast to dot the trash,
or Lava bursts the boss to ash.

Who conjures biscuits from thin air
or summons us inside Gruul’s Lair.
Who brings his pets to every fight
and traps the adds to our delight.

Who sidesteps like a matador
when puddles spawn upon the floor,
or uses blink to get across
if he’s been split up from the boss.

We seek one of those damagedealers
who likes to hang back with the healers
and do their magic from a far,
and then relax inside our bar.

If you’re the type of guy we seek,
who’s looking for a guild this week,
where people raid but act nice too,
perhaps we are the guild for you?

- Lazy Peon Tavern

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We’re looking for ranged dps, and a healer.

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i’m totally not what you’re after, but wanted to show my appreciation for the awesomeness of this :unicorn:

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Your appreciation is highly appreciated! :sparkles:

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During the last weekend, this guild celebrated its eleventh birthday! Go guild go!

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Indeed we did! And we made a gnome-race! :smile:
And after the race we played CAH on teamspeak .
I won none of it xD

I can recommend this guild. Its a good one! :slight_smile:

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Merry Christmas everyone! :christmas_tree:

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More pandas would be nice, especially if they can heal!

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Looking for a priest healer! :angel:

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Worgen are fluffy
Night Elves are not
Dwarves just annoy me
But Gnomes should be shot

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Luria!!
You might wanna change the title of this thread as the progress stated is wrong :slight_smile:

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We can still use another friendly player or two I think :slight_smile:
This is a really nice guild.
Suitable for nice people.

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We seek some ranged dps! :mage:

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I thought about saying something cool but I couldn’t think of anything so i’m just going to say that we need more pandas!

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We seek a fearless specimen,
who charges and pulls groups of ten.
Who hits the bosses in the face,
and makes them move at steady pace.
Who knows the tactics of the fight,
and uses cooldowns with delight.
Who shows up with a heavy shield,
to parry attacks on the battlefield.
Or transform into a massive bear,
which blocks our view with its derrière.
If tank is mainly what you play,
perhaps apply to us today?

- Lazy Peon Tavern

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Still seeking a tank and a few dps.

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what DPS classes are you looking for ??

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We are looking for 1-2 melee dps (any class is interesting), and 1-2 ranged dps (not druid or mage).

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i will add you on Bnet this evening when i get home i have a druid and a warrior