[A] Lazy Peon Tavern recruiting (4/8 M)

Silvermoon
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We could use some pandas that can heal but if you’re not a panda and you can heal then that’s still good!

But seriously, try to be a panda.

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Ode to melee dps #7

We’re looking for a man in plate
with icy glowing eyes of hate
who swings a sword with runeforged blade
and is in time for every raid.
Who raise the dead and spread disease
or Frost strikes enemies with ease.

Or one that uses holy light
and swings his hammer in the fight.
A righteous man with glowing wings
who blesses our tanks with kings,
and consecrates the battleground
then judges everyone around.

We seek a chilled out martial artist
who uses all his skills the smartest.
With kicks and fists and tiger palm
he kills the mobs yet remain calm
Transcendent like the Dalai Lama
he never causes any drama.

Or one that’s always filled with rage
and goes off on a big rampage.
Who charges forward like a bull
and cleaves and whirlwinds every pull,
who Mortal strikes the boss’ face
and Executes the whole last phase

We seek a man with demon powers
who doesn’t mind to wipe for hours.
He Chaos strikes with glaives of war
and oozes fotm* from every pore,
with blinded eyes yet spectral sight
he eye beams all and wins the fight.

Or one that sneaks up from behind
to Backstab you while you are blind.
He Shadowdances all around
and poisons every battleground.
And when you think he’s close to dead,
he’ll pull a pistol to your head.

We seek one of those damagedealers
who doesn’t hang around the healers
but gets up in the boss’ as s
and doesn’t mind if he has gas.

If you’re the type of guy we seek,
who’s looking for a guild this week,
where people raid, but act nice too,
perhaps we are the guild for you?

- Lazy Peon Tavern

*Flavour of the Month

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I thought about writing an awesome poem about pandas aswell but I couldn’t come up with one. That’s why i’m just going to say that we need more pandas.

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Roses are red :rose:
Violets are blue :rosette:
On Silvermoon EU :first_quarter_moon_with_face:
We recruit you? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Although I am on the opposing faction, I have to say something very positive about this guild.

I have been paid a very lucrative amount of gold in order to exterminate every single gnome from this guild and so far I have done a pretty good job at it.

So if the existence of gnomes has scared you away from applying then I can assure you that I have managed to exterminate a lot of them if not all of them.

For the sake of honesty, I was also paid to say the last bit. However I can say that I was not in it for the gold, I was excited for the opportunity to annihilate every single gnome I managed to come across.

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I have a question that I must ask
because I believe I can fulfill a task.

Out of the days that you raid
Is Monday one where you need less aid?

See, I play WoW, but music too.
And Monday is a no-can-do.
_So tell me here, or say in-game _
Will you consider me to join your fame?

Let’s have a chat! Monday isn’t a strict no-can-do, but I would be late for the raids.
I’ll be adding you now and be on the mobile app and log on sometime tonight.
Hope you like my poem!

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Hey there! I was away during the weekend so you couldn’t have caught me online. However if your rogue skills are even close to your poetry skills we are extremely interested in a recruitment! :slight_smile:

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if you interested in

warrior port 416
warrior arm 412
healer druid 400
hunter 400

btw I live is different time zone so i mostly play overnight in your time zone

cannot do raid but if some people play on their main overnight counts me in

mohammad6701#2252

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Hello Mohammadamin,
I think you mean that you want to join us, not as a raider, but as a guy who plays wow at night. We only recruit raiders, not socials, so that means we are not interested in your offer. However, thank you for the interest shown, and we wish you the best of luck elsewhere :slight_smile:

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There are gnomes in the guild - you have been warned

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We seek a fearless specimen,
who charges and pulls groups of ten.
Who hits the bosses in the face,
and makes them move at steady pace.
Who knows the tactics of the fight,
and uses cooldowns with delight.
Who shows up with a heavy shield,
to parry attacks on the battlefield.
Or transform into a massive bear,
which blocks our view with its derrière.
If tank is mainly what you play,
perhaps apply to us today?

If the decay constant is 0,000976, how long is the half-life of the element and which element is it?

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We still need a tank for the mythic progress

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Bump! Still recruiting some dps for mythic eternal palace mainly ranged 1-2 Ranged dps
Prio:Warlock,hunter,
Medium:shaman,mage.

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Still need a tank, 2/8M now

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Looking for a healer, monk/dk dps, and some form of ranged person. And a tank!

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A monk would be sweet for that 5% melee debuff

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And remember that pandas are the only true monk race!

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Looking for a tank of some variety!

Edit:
THIS THREAD HAS ENDED. NEW THREAD:
We can’t edit the first post anymore (apparently you can only edit for a year), and thus we have to create a new Silvermoon-recruitment-thread. Please post in that thread instead of this one from now on!

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Hey guys, after spending about 9 months on US realms, I’m back on EU. Currently lacking gear and certain essences, but I’m working on it. If you’re still looking for a range dps / healer, I’ll be happy to join you. Feel free to contact me in game
DarkAngel#2385

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