[A] Lazy Peon Tavern recruiting (6/10H SoD, 6/10M CN)

Silvermoon
1

Recruiting for mythic raiding (6/10H).

:clock4: Raidtimes:

3 days/week: Thursday, Sunday & Monday.
20.30 - 23.30 servertime (GMT +1).

:mag_right: Currently seeking:
2 Ranged Dps: Warlock, Hunter, Druid or Mage.

All applications are however considered. If you have any questions regarding the recruitment you can contact Luria in game or on the battletag linked below.

:open_book: About us:

Lazy Peon Tavern was formed in 2007 as a 10 man guild, raiding Karazhan and Zul’Aman. After a less successful attempt to go 25 man, WotLK arrived and we decided to stay 10 man. We stayed this way until Warlords of Draenor when we expanded to a 20 man raiding guild.

We’re a stable guild in the sense that we’ve never been dead, reformed or had a big change of players. We have raided every tier since 2007, and we have kept a lot of the same people in the guild and have the same guildleader and raidleader. One of the reasons for this is that we decided early on to only recruit people we liked. Over the years we have tried to find good raiders who are also nice people, and to not make exceptions on that policy. We feel this is the reason we have a relaxed atmosphere in the guild with a friendly and humorous mood.

We have one raiding team where every raider is equal. Some guilds have two or more teams and perhaps a bench, where some people get to sit out more than others. We have never had any of that, and we’re only recruiting for our main team.

We are also a bit oldschool. When the guild was formed back in TBC, every “real guild” had a website, a forum, and raid-calendar. So we ofc also got all that. Since that time much has changed. Many guilds have moved away from forums and websites towards Discord (for both voice and chat) and the in game raid calendar. We have however opted to stick with our original setup, which means joining our guild means taking a step back to forumposting, event calendar signing, and Teamspeak. The good old days never have to end!

:dragon_face: Current progression:

Sanctum of Domination: 6/10 heroic
Castle Nathria: 6/10 mythic

:memo: Summary of what we are:

  • Stable guild with long raiding history on Silvermoon.
  • Raiding current content 3 nights a week.
  • Relaxed atmosphere in raids, without losing focus or interest in progression.
  • Friendly humorous people.
  • Fantastic art-department (see website news).

:chart_with_upwards_trend: Minimum requirements for a raider-trial:

  • Your gear and experience is close to what we currently raid, or you’re a returning player who’s willing to put some effort in to catch up.
  • You will generally be available to raid with us at least 2 raids a week.
  • You’re age 18+. If you are very “youthful” you just won’t fit into the group. Most of us are in our mid 20s to late 30s.
  • You’re a nice person generally. We don’t want to recruit drama.
  • You’re interested in joining our “community”. We don’t recruit alts.

:link: To read more about us, to apply, or watch amazingly cool artwork!:

http://www.lazypeontavern.com

:left_speech_bubble: To contact us to ask questions:

Luria#2538

Bottoms up! :beers:

1 Like
2

Ode to ranged dps #12 :sparkles:

We seek one of those men in dresses
who shows to raid in time, and presses
his keys real fast to dot the trash,
or Lava bursts the boss to ash.

Who conjures biscuits from thin air
or summons us inside Gruul’s Lair.
Who brings his pets to every fight
and traps the adds to our delight.

Who sidesteps like a matador
when puddles spawn upon the floor,
or uses blink to get across
if he’s been split up from the boss.

We seek one of those damagedealers
who likes to hang back with the healers
and do their magic from a far,
and then relax inside our bar.

If you’re the type of guy we seek,
who’s looking for a guild this week,
where people raid but act nice too,
perhaps we are the guild for you?

- Lazy Peon Tavern

1 Like
3

Still seeking a few dps. :crossed_swords:

4

Ode to melee dps #7 :sparkles:

We’re looking for a man in plate
with icy glowing eyes of hate
who swings a sword with runeforged blade
and is in time for every raid.
Who raise the dead and spread disease :microbe:
or Frost strikes enemies with ease.

Or one that uses holy light
and swings his hammer in the fight.
A righteous man with glowing wings
who blesses our tanks with kings,
and consecrates the battleground
then judges everyone around.

We seek a chilled out martial artist
who uses all his skills the smartest.
With kicks and fists and tiger palm
he kills the mobs yet remain calm
Transcendent like the Dalai Lama
he never causes any drama.

Or one that’s always filled with rage
and goes off on a big rampage. :anger:
Who charges forward like a bull
and cleaves and whirlwinds every pull,
who Mortal strikes the boss’ face
and Executes the whole last phase

We seek a man with demon powers
who doesn’t mind to wipe for hours.
He Chaos strikes with glaives of war
and oozes fotm* from every pore, :star_struck:
with blinded eyes yet spectral sight
he eye beams all and wins the fight.

Or one that sneaks up from behind
to Backstab you while you are blind.
He Shadowdances all around
and poisons every battleground.
And when you think he’s close to dead,
he’ll draw his pistol to your head.

We seek one of those damagedealers
who doesn’t hang around the healers
but gets up in the boss’ as s
and doesn’t mind if he has gas. :nauseated_face:

If you’re the type of guy we seek,
who’s looking for a guild this week,
where people raid, but act nice too,
perhaps we are the guild for you?

- Lazy Peon Tavern

*Flavour of the Month

5

We’re looking for some dps,
who like to raid, and not to stress,
melee or ranged, we don’t mind,
as long as you’re of nice kind.

1 Like
6

Still looking for 2-3 dps.

7

Ode to damage #4

We’re looking for a player who
can greatly complement our crew
Who pushes damage to the max
and doesn’t hold back his attacks
when mobs are spawning all around
to AoE them to the ground.

And if the boss is all alone
he’ll change his talents on his own
without complaints or heavy sighs.
He knows well how to itemize
for going on a killing spree,
yet has a pleasant personality.

And if we have a massive wipe,
he is of course the relaxed type,
who isn’t sulking or upset
or throws away his whole headset
Instead he’s calm and buffs to full
to be prepared for the next pull.

We seek a player of this kind
who can do jobs and doesn’t mind
to place a voidzone far behind,
or kick an orb if so assigned.
Who isn’t all about the ranks,
but also keeps above the tanks.

If you’re the type of guy we seek,
or girl (we have no Method-freak!),
then please consider our guild,
before our roster is all filled.

- Lazy Peon Tavern

8

Still seeking dps!

9

Ranged dps is what we seek!

10

:boom:Ode to ranged dps #6

This elderly Silvermoon guild
with several mythic bosses killed. :+1:
Is looking for a caster who
can greatly complement our crew.
We seek the types that wear a dress :dress:
and only damage specs possess.
The ones that blink and pyroblast
and portal us to town when asked.
And those that shadow bolt and fear :scream:
and drain the souls of all mobs near.
If mage or lock is what you play
perhaps apply to us today?

-Lazy Peon Tavern

1 Like
11

Still seeking ranged dps. Mage, warlock, druid or hunter.

12

Looking for some dps for Sanctum of Domination!

13

This topic was automatically closed 30 days after the last reply. New replies are no longer allowed.