Super gay?
Forgettably gay at most.
An excerpt from the guild masterâs journal.
21st of the first month
And so the Lionheart sets out again on yet another suicide mission. We have been asked to assist in Nazmir to draw the Zandalari and Horde there while the main invasion force strikes our true target. For the Lionheart this shouldnât be too difficult, yet with all that has happened these past months and the enemies weâve made I fear the dark swamps will be far more dangerous should our presence be known.
Weâre tasked with clearing out smaller outposts while the âarmyâ strikes the Blood Gate. Once the Horde and their allies retaliate weâll circle around and find a way into Zuldazar while the rest will fight for their lives. A sacrifice, but one that must be made to end this war.
During times like these I look around me and often wonder; whose face will be missing once weâre done this time?
"Oh, the Alliance is gonna pull off a suicide mission in the lead-up to the battle of Dazarâalor?
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weâre gonna be smack dab in the middle of that, arenât we"
At least none of us have lost our faces yet.
In the future. Brief the members of the group to specifically NOT anger any local gods.
I am a prickly soul.
Their false gods, surely
I see you guys are in Nazmir. Fancy meeting up for some brunch?
Brunch with a lot of A S S WHOOPINâ for you people.
Iâd also settle for regular brunch.
Thatâs not very Christian
Elves go to heck
Please come collect Telaamon. Heâs getting pungent.
Psh, a Lightforged does not become pungent. Theyâre like plastic.
The Lionheartâs time on Zandalar comes to an end after a brutal last clash with the Sanguine Eye last night!
It was a successful operation where the heroes had to survive in the swamps of Nazmir, even facing a mighty Loa who wiped the floor with them, and made their way to Dazarâalor itself to assist in the battle and take some of the spoils to deprive the Zandalari from precious resources.
That said, with us leaving Zandalar it doesnât mean that our job is done! A few days of rest and relaxation awaits the Lionheart before they put their focus on other threats in the form of the nefarious Cult (and perhaps other plans that have been set in motionâŚ).
Several are injured, Sorcha is insane and Regina is in a coma. You have a strange definition of success.
Pretty big win tbh
Our biggest win was when you fell at Loch Modan xoxo
Guess again