Guild “Shift” is looking for chill nontoxic players in our small cozy community.
Our tabard is so ugly, it permanently blinds bosses so they just drop the loot in front of us and kill themselves. Ever heard of the Pacific Ocean? Our guild Pacified it. Ever heard of the Dead Sea? Our guild killed it. Ever heard of the Caribbean Sea? …Just asking, you’re pretty good with geography, well done.
Our tanks taunt UFC fighters, our healers can heal the worst case of butthurt you got from running keys with pugs, our dps are so mighty, remember that Sargeras guy that stabbed the planet with a sword? He is our lowest dps.
Our private parts are so big that they go all the way from A to Z (on the keyboard).
Why should you join our ranks? Well…
Questionable Life Choices - You’re here reading this, so you’ve most likely bought a copy of World of Warcraft. If then, you’re already making questionable life choices, why not make another one? Join our community. We have a lot in common, we also make questionable life choices.
Troll Free (mostly) - we won’t troll you because you are online at 4 a.m. on Monday. Well… fine… maybe we will (but only a little bit).
Healers Available, No Questions Asked! - Our healers are on standby to cleanse that little “problem” that you got from that elf you “bumped into” at the Goldshire Tavern last week… even if you do not have insurance!
Our Tanks Got Your Back! - Does your other half keep saying things like… “Listen, we need to talk”? You’re enjoying a nice hot shower and suddenly hear your roommate flush the toilet? Worry no more. Just get behind our tanks, they can shield you from any incoming damage.
Stand In That AOE. - No one will blame you for standing in fire. Of course you’re standing in it, you are so hot after all.
On a more serious note, our guild is basically a group of friends with common views and sense of humor. We mostly do M+ keys right now but wouldn’t mind stepping back into raiding once we have enough people.
Your level, your ilvl, level of your pets, ilvl of your pets… All of these do not matter! Your personality is what is really important to us, not your character. However, the character must be on the server: Silvermoon on Alliance’s side. If you’re still reading, then maybe this is the guild for you. If so, join our ranks, or don’t. I dunno… it’s up to you, make your own mind up, we ain’t your boss.
Pls contact via battlenet
Crazymii#1318
Dancingjake#2409
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