PETITION TO BLIZZARD: Enough with generic mounts. We demand elegant botanical horrors.
Dear Blizzard,
First of all — thank you for Contained Stormarion Defender.
It is… certainly a mount.
It flies.
It exists.
It vaguely resembles an angry vacuum cleaner possessed by weather magic.
And while some of us were lucky enough to receive this distinguished creature, many druids, herbalists, gardeners, nature lovers, suspiciously enthusiastic gatherers, and emotionally attached collectors have one humble request:
Please let us ride something that looks like it crawled out of a sacred forest and could still absolutely murder us.
We are tired of:
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another spiky dragon,
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another flaming wolf,
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another cosmic blob with too many eyes,
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creatures that look like they were designed during a caffeine emergency.
What we want instead:
A majestic dragonfly mount.
Not cute.
Not cartoonish.
Not overloaded with random flowers glued everywhere.
We want:
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translucent wings inspired by dragonflies
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subtle leaf veining
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dark bark armor
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elegant gold druidic accents
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restrained glowing moss
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an intimidating silhouette
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the feeling that this creature pollinates ancient flowers by day and hunts intruders by night
We want players to see it and ask:
“Where does that drop?”
And then cry when they learn it has a 0.8% drop chance.
This mount should feel like it comes from World of Warcraft: Dragonflight Emerald Dream, an ancient druid raid, or a hidden secret questline where players must collect rare herbs at 3 a.m. during a thunderstorm.
This is not merely feedback.
This is a movement.
Signed,
Druids
Herbalists
People who stop questing to admire flowers
Collectors with excellent taste
And one player who received Contained Stormarion Defender and immediately said:
“This could be… more herbal.”
Sadly I can’t attach the concept art here, but imagine an elegant dragonfly mount with translucent leaf wings, subtle botanical armor, and just enough menace to make raid groups nervous.