Blood elves should be fat

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It doesn’t make sense that a race of traitors living amongst the vilest of all races in existence to not pick up sloth and gluttony as their habits.

Judging by the horde’s diet, the blood elves should be extremely fat and ugly, with wrinkles and eye bags.

I cannot fathom how I, a knight of honor am supposed to slaughter beautiful looking beings, it does not make sense… this is yet another ploy from blizzard to further their horde bias agenda.

Enough is enough, this is World of Warcraft not Barbiecraft, I’m supposed to feel burning hated while I slaughter the horde not burning confusion.

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Ah, what a glimpse of alliance PoV coming from a forum warrior humandin xD

I always loved those!

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Only humans have these uncontrollable desires, blood elve are disciplined and fel magic doesn’t add weight

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Silver Covenant are traitors. Blood Elves followed their king and later~ prince. Also Silver Covenant is slacking at Dalaran while Blood Elves are warmongering around the world.

If ever Silver Covenant elves will be playable then they will be whales like Kultirans.

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Little known fact: The first expansion was originally called The Burning Confusion.

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Fat elves would be an abomination. Please no

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Guess we could add them as an allied race.

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You guys have to give him credit for making an absolute crazy topic about obese elves which came absolutely out of nowhere.

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Elves are - I know its a shocker - smart
Is is NOT smart to become lazy and fat when your so-called-allies are:
Trolls (your age old enemies) with the habit of eating others
Orcs, invaders who tried to conquer the planet, but failed miserably, since then they are consantly moody and pssed off, everything is an excuse to start a fight for "muh honoooo’ or glory or just to fight
Goblins, who would see you as a muggable/saleable/profiatble fat target
Undead - the things destroyed your empire and almost wiped you from the face of azeroth - and love munching on the living when nobody watchin.
So an Elf have all the reason to stay fit and strong, instead of fat and lazy… God knows when you need your agility, strengt and wits to survive your own “friends”

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yes you need to be really smart to get addicted to a hole in the ground

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Could you imagine the rage if High Elves for the Alliance are added but they’re all really fat?

Given how elves are typically extremely vain, I find the idea that they would let themselves go and get fat very unlikely. But it gave me a nice chuckle on an otherwise full Friday morning. 6/10.

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I thought the knights of honour were supposed to be fat and pick up gluttony.

You know, slaughtering people just because they have a different religion, making slaves of their women and let’s not talk about the children.

You’d end up not doing anything all day long, while swimming in piles of gold and surrounded by foreign slaves.

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You state they are smart and they have every reason to stay fit.

If they were that smart, why would they ally themselves with such filth in the first place?

Coming from a male elf I wouldn’t be surprised by your jealousy making you view the vastly superior human race in the worst imaginable ways.

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Hunny, males are boring. Human males even more so.

There’s more important stuff out there. Like shoes.

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Smart enought to never - ever trust the Humans…
And they are the victims of the narrative
Like the poor vulpera
Be buddy buddy with the mentally and politically unstable horde when you have a strong and age old empire next door, and their new queen is in basically in debt to you… ? Yeah, choose the Horde, cuz… reasons

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Why would beings that have lived for 500+ years so easily pick up on habits from beings that die much earlier?

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This is actually a very good troll! 10, keep up the good work!

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let’s not stop at fat elves, let us bring forth tall Gnomes and slender, feminine Dwarven men

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Slender orcs and bulked up forsaken.

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Wait 24h, the weekend is almost here :crazy_face:

But we have mended our ways and joined the Horde afterwards :blush:

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