Date the poster above you<3 #2

You.
Will.
Never.
Escape.
Me.

Well you saved me from the scary draenei earlier so, perhaps we can atleast have a converstaion?

“What scary Draenei are you talking about little Human
?”

She licks the edge of her blade with a sinister grin

“Lets discuss this
 just you and me
 somewhere dark. And call it a date”

Backs away slowly

I’ve not drunk enough liquor for this level of crazy.

backs away slowly with the Worgen

This isn’t a date, we just happen to agree.

Looks like you drew the short straw here.

Let’s go paint Stormwind red and share some ironwine on the human king’s throne when we’re through.

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In your previous proper -Life- we could have hunted mighty beasts!
Instead what remains is a rotten “Nope!”

Is it time to return to the theater? I do believe it is. Marvelous.

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Yes it is. What’s the seance today?

Don’t know, i don’t date undead freaks.

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I’m Rakhan, my dear.

No you are not. I am not gullible enough to fall for that one.

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Uh. I suppose we share some similar values, like the inherent superiority of Quel’thalas.
[Edit] Gah, Xayah was faster! That’s a no, absolutly not for you. I am not dating traitors.

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Indeed, now let us have a romantic walk within the Ghostlands.~

Not amani elves that lived to tell the tale about their walk through troll land.

I’m not sure I’ll be allowed to wear white anymore after an evening with you.

Why don’t you come with me, my dear? We’ll change you from your devout ways into something just as pious, without the chaste.