Green people need love too
I donât date furnaces.
Sorry darling, I prefer my dates⌠alive
Well I mean, - sure?
Though I need to visit my children at the temple, feel free to come along. Grandpa / Moonpope duties never do end.
As much as I adore the rustic beliefs of the provinces, I simply could not endure moon prayers before dinner. Someone might recognize me.
Interest yaân a pint, lass?
Not interested in small people with alcohol problems sadly.
Hey babeâŚ
BEGONE TREE ELF. AWAY FROM THIS PLACE
You were rude towards Aleydine. My perfect date wouldnât behave like this. Iâm not sure that would work outâŚ
I think the relationship would turn cold.
You donât appear the philosophical sort. Your warts are⌠uh⌠certainly a unique feature though.
Makes a hasty bubble-hearth exit.
Ah yes. You look like the kind of adventurer who gets a bit lonely after many long days on the road.
Perhaps you would like to peruse my fine collection of sausages?
Perhaps we can skip the sausages and just drink ale to no end.
Dear, I never skip a good sausage.
just stands, staring for a long while. Eventually placing a sausage on her lap, patting her head
Ja⌠ja 'ave fun.
sighs elves.
Move along, nothing to see here
As much as I have a fondness for wolves, this would be taking things a little too far.
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