Date the poster above you<3 #2

I’ll get you up.

To the top shelf. I’m very helpful in that regard.

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What kind of girl are you, Gnome?
Nothing lewd on a first date!

[Skip me]

I have a grappling hook, I can take myself to the top shelf, steal your wine and… oh? It was supposed to be a date, well grab the wine and come along then, we’ll find something to talk about… hah.

I mean, as a blacksmith I do have to appreciate the dark iron dwarves. If I buy you a night of brew, can you get me some dark iron please?

Consider it a, business date.

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Why would I date a floof?

offers some grass, “Is this how you date goats?”.

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Your obvious disdain of spacegoats is appealing to me.

If you think her hate is bad, wait until you see MINE.

I still didn’t get over the fact that you’re not a priest. I’m unsure how that is going to work out…

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Start practising Frost magic, and maybe.

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I don’t date tears in the space time continuum

been there, their so damn clingy

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No in ten characters

They should have called it ‘reject the person above you thread’.

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I see you and I can agree on something, perhaps there’s more we can agree on

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Let’s agree on a date.

You know what they say, BIG surprises come in SMALL packages :wink:

I know a several reasons why to kill you
And a dozen more, why to torture, flay and/or vivisect you
But none why to date you

A DEMON in WARLOCK TIER?!

BURN HER. BURN HER AFTER I SEE HER TORTURING TECHNIQUE.

Oh, a nightborne.

Sure, I’d date you, for you are an elf like me. But I’ll run off the moment there’s a elven male around.

Wait! There are Blood Elf males?
I tough they are a myth, like Dwarven womens…
Anyhow… we could have a nice diner?

Let me help you out of your shell
Just follow my whispering voice…
Come closer…
…closer…