is that a skin colour joke?
You are too low level. Iāll wait for you to be level 18 at least and then we can date.
Iād blight you all night lo-- Imeanwhat
Iād burn you all night long
This thread is a manifestation of all things wrong with AD.
Maybe, but mind if we manifest some time between the covers?
Youāve got a date, blueberry.
Looks at the profile pic
Is it your beauty blinding me, or is it a lethal dose of radiation?
Either way, totally down for it.
It is only 3.6 roentgen, from what I heard in Gnomeregan itās not exactly great nor terrible.
Iād guess it would go the same if youād buy me some ale with noodles. Not great, not terrible.
Have to decline. Iām not in to dwarvesā¦ nothing personal, just heard, all dwarfs have beards and wear many layers of clothing. And your courtships are largely concerned with finding out, in delicate and circumspect ways, what sex the other dwarf isā¦ but let me buy you a beer
I am sure you were entirely dashing in life, but the past tense is a deal breaker to me. Do you happen to have a living brother?
Finally a woman with some decent height to her! Even if you are a little on the skinny side.
Come with me to the noodle bar and weāll discuss your training reigime.
Iāll train with you all day, every day.
But weāre going to a BAR-bar. With BOOZE.
Iām in, letās go. Weāve been out before and I say it went well!
A date? HAH, weāll be training for a few hundred years, together as brothers! The best date there is.
Will you light up my zugzugheart?
Oh good, you already have your shirt off.
I too loveā¦ perks.
One date and I will have stolen your heart.
Donāt worry, you wonāt need it.
āCome here little beautiful goaty girlā¦ donāt be afraid the big bad wolfyā
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I am-ā¦ Very concerned. - Maybe the Shalādorei were right to join the Hordeā¦
Ehhā¦ Well, whilst iām here how about a darling date to Elunes sacrifical alters?