Date the poster above you<3 #2

Why of course i would date you.

Didnt we have fun the last time? >:)

Guys, I think the Death Knights are scaring off all the other singles here!

Which, y’know. Slightly hot.

Death Knights ain’t hot, they’re Cold since they’re dead.

And I could date you. If you behave.

Why not date a warm, livin’ gnome :wink: ?

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I mean, you’re kind of… well… tiny. Look, just stand up, stick your arm out straight and clench your fist a mo?

Hmm… maybe we can work something out.

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"I rather not date someone who’s relative’s pelt is on my floor in front of the marble fireplace… would be too awkward’

Its a woman, its horde… its a start.

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:nauseated_face: You monster.

Hey, pretty lady.

Is that a wand in my pocket, or do you wanna discover if I’m happy to see you :wink:

Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear.

You’re clearly a Draenei spy trying to make me ill.

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Okay I know this looks sketchy, but I swear Blizzard and I are on good terms. You probably won’t be censored over a single date. So… dinner?

Only if you tell me what happened to your forum avatar.

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Once again I’m taking Coldshade out for dinner.

That shirt would look great on the floor in my captains quarter. wink wink, nudge nudge

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“If I join your crew, some nice booty will be on the horizont? Harr harr” wink wink

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My friend warned me about night elf and draenei females in Argent Dawn but what could go wrong if I gave you a peacebloom I picked after slaughtering a few tauren?

DO NOT TRUST THE DRAENEI! THEY WILL TRY TO TURN YOU HERETICAL WITH THE LIGHT!

Also, you look like a well fed man, I hope you have cake.

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He has an childlike behavior… not exactly the qualities I look for in a man

No No No! N-O, NO! My purse is mine and i will never lighten it for green little scum known as goblins.

My reply to that is…

PURSE FIRST, PURSE FIRST, WALK INTO THE ROOM PURSE FIRST

Oh and-… I guess I can try teach you druidism…

I uh…don’t know what this is but if ya handin’ out purses I’m all ears!

Whazat? Datin’!? Ya can’t even afford a tunic, no way!

…But no hard feelin’s, OK bub? I’ll still letcha offload any purses ya got my way, I’m generous like that!