Why of course i would date you.
Didnt we have fun the last time? >:)
Why of course i would date you.
Didnt we have fun the last time? >:)
Guys, I think the Death Knights are scaring off all the other singles here!
Which, yâknow. Slightly hot.
Death Knights ainât hot, theyâre Cold since theyâre dead.
And I could date you. If you behave.
Why not date a warm, livinâ gnome ?
I mean, youâre kind of⌠well⌠tiny. Look, just stand up, stick your arm out straight and clench your fist a mo?
Hmm⌠maybe we can work something out.
"I rather not date someone whoâs relativeâs pelt is on my floor in front of the marble fireplace⌠would be too awkwardâ
Its a woman, its horde⌠its a start.
You monster.
Hey, pretty lady.
Is that a wand in my pocket, or do you wanna discover if Iâm happy to see you
Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear.
Youâre clearly a Draenei spy trying to make me ill.
Okay I know this looks sketchy, but I swear Blizzard and I are on good terms. You probably wonât be censored over a single date. So⌠dinner?
Only if you tell me what happened to your forum avatar.
Once again Iâm taking Coldshade out for dinner.
That shirt would look great on the floor in my captains quarter. wink wink, nudge nudge
âIf I join your crew, some nice booty will be on the horizont? Harr harrâ wink wink
My friend warned me about night elf and draenei females in Argent Dawn but what could go wrong if I gave you a peacebloom I picked after slaughtering a few tauren?
DO NOT TRUST THE DRAENEI! THEY WILL TRY TO TURN YOU HERETICAL WITH THE LIGHT!
Also, you look like a well fed man, I hope you have cake.
He has an childlike behavior⌠not exactly the qualities I look for in a man
No No No! N-O, NO! My purse is mine and i will never lighten it for green little scum known as goblins.
My reply to that isâŚ
PURSE FIRST, PURSE FIRST, WALK INTO THE ROOM PURSE FIRST
Oh and-⌠I guess I can try teach you druidismâŚ
I uhâŚdonât know what this is but if ya handinâ out purses Iâm all ears!
Whazat? Datinâ!? Ya canât even afford a tunic, no way!
âŚBut no hard feelinâs, OK bub? Iâll still letcha offload any purses ya got my way, Iâm generous like that!