Date the poster above you<3 #2

If I buy you twice as much as you’re buying her, can I take a peak under your armour? :wink:

I’ll pay you a dollar to shut up.

I mean, one whole dollar?

Come join our side and I’m sure we’ll get along well.

Oh tortarus no… I don’t like traitors, at all! * aims with bow and arrow to Vyrinia*

No way. Wrong race, too.

No, simply to tall!

Not too small for me :wink:

Am I big enough?

Are you into tall men with agile tails, my green-skinned friend? The Vindicaar has lots of engineering achievements to behold… starting with me. I can explode. Literally.

No.

Don’t let me stop you, please explode and remove yourself from my sight, cretin.

A bump, because I certainly wouldn’t date myself.

A bump!? Thats all you want? You shall have it then! With me club! Rawr!

It is a round-tipped or a spiky club? This whole club business always puts me on the fence. I’d like to introduce you to swords and cannons.

Depends.

You want a rounded, well smooth club… or a spiked one :wink: ?

You may be wearing the Sin’dorei tabard but I see you’re an Orc all right

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Come child. You have much to learn and teaching is what i shall do, oh little voidling.

Shall I teach you about our Lady, Elune?

I bet there’s all manner of things you could teach me :wink:

May I warm my cold heart upon your fiery beard? :3