Date the poster above you<3 #2

To save the realm, I will become Kump’s princess bride!

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You’re the hero this world needs. I will plan the wedding and buy you an appropriate tiara!

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I’ll be your Moonblade if you’ll be my Stargazer!

Can I be your lord Vooshiwooshi?

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Can I be your Laurenn’zoth? :wink:

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Can i be your… Farseer Kump’thar? Nothing else reached my mind sorry…

Take a break from that ridiculous mask and then maybe we have a deal… or does the mask contain all of your masculinity? :smirk:

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You just look like that type of person who’d love to stab me in the cold and lonely night of the elven city of Surarmar…

I’ll just let the two of you bond over your shared lack of depth perception. One can’t really fully appreciate this fine dress without it!

Oh, I’ll date you alright my dear Levey. :heart:

I’d steal your heart and have you thank me for it.

Actually, now that we’re on the topic, are those crystals valuable?

Ok Void Elf Robert Carlyle.

Unfortunately you can’t steal my heart as you can’t steal something that already belongs to you.

I’ve sworn to a life of celibacy so my duties as a Priest can be paramount!

B-but we can always hold hands?

PLEASE I AM SO LONELYyyyy

I mean…being a half breed makes me already a masochist, guess its on…
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Well, if you’re half, you’re not half bad…

Me be one and a half! Me that tall!

Troll. Male…

Don’t swing that way… Like really.

But I wouldn’t mind a drink round the pub.

I get to date everyone. It is only a matter of time.

Sorry, the only ‘‘Death’’ I’ll date is Bwonsamdi, all other fake ‘‘Deaths’’ can git.