Date the poster above you<3 #2

Argent Dawn
1587

Wha-? Well I uh…it ain’t really my thing…

Heeeey! Wait-a-minute! We could probably do like a pay-per-view thingymajig a’ somethin’!

Profit away the shame! Yay!

2 Likes
1588

Arlux and her twin…I’m down for that.

1 Like
1589

Yes, and let’s gather some firewood, and put them on a pile, and then I tie you up (cuz you’ll like that) AND SET THE PILE WITH YOU ON IT ON FIRE, DAMN DIRTY ORC.

Same goes for @Throgann.

1590

You’re fierce.

I like that.

1591

Dont stick your :eggplant: in :crazy_face:

Here… have a book about tusk polishing.

1592

You will do.

1593

I mean… I don’t have to look at your face. Date?

1594

If you think that making love to a sha is a good date, you’re too crazy for me tbh.

1595

Just…wow…

1596

Well… this is awkward

1597

Lets… not talk about this, shall we?

1598

Agreed. As the only way this will end is when you are but a pelt in my room.

1599

You are entirely too cold madame, in every conceivably unpleasant way. My affections will not be wasted on the dead.

1600

Finally someone who isnt a furry or a filthy orc. Name a place and date.

1601

Cheating on me already?

1602

It’s not you, it’s me. I prefer more living people.

1603

I dont date stuff where the warranty is… void.

1604

Then send her my way. The absence of puns alone make her a queen to court among swine.

1 Like
1605

I say nay. Nay!

1606

I suppose this can work.