You can file my toenails and pretend it’s a date. You’re welcome!
Sorry troll, I was speaking to the orc. I dont date crazy old voodoo bats
You. Are. A. Gnome
And dead
Next!
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
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I’ve heard, Rogues do it from behind…
…the stabbing, I mean
On our date, I will have several Inquisitor eyes summoned to watch you!
And an Observer
Just in case…
Might have rabies, and a lipstick d*ck. Ill tell you what, you can eat spaghetti from my bin and sleep in my shed
You’re simply an abomination. I shall stomp you and throw you back in the garbage bin where you belong!
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Who wouldn’t want to date the Commander of the Ebon Onslaught?
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You’re a little skinny, but we can fix that. I know a lovely little noodle stall we can meet at…
THE commander, please!
Commander or not, you’re still Silithus.
Much as I enjoy the colour green, I don’t see this working out.
Get it?
Can we have kids.
whacks with newspaper No! Shoo! Away with you!
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Small…green…ugly, yeah you’re perfect because im big green and ugly
I’ve dated worse. What color do you get when mixing green and purple?
Wan, featureless and dull. The colour, that is. I hope you’re not. Good elves get treats.
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I’m here for the treat.
You keep cheating Silithus…
But I would never cheat Kump <3
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