They just couldnāt handle me
I can be quite a handful, or two handfuls 
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my old friend before our friendship collapsedā¦ once said to me ā¦ if he and his GF was to ever marryā¦ he would want me at the wedding as best man on one conditionā¦
i showād up wearing a inflatable Kawaii Potato costumeā¦
i would of done it too.
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I generally donāt get too many invites to social gatherings.
Only close circuit ones.
I lack aā¦certain level of social filter. I eat a lot and everything is amusing to me.
Or perhaps itās the clown make up!
(Life is too short to care too much of what others think)
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i get invited to ones by people which
A. only just met me and think im cool and chill
B. known me for a very long time.
the in between are the ones which generally do notā¦ they either hate me for reasonsā¦ or rather not lol ā¦
and im too old and lazy to make too many ā¦
āknown me for a long timeā
friendships anymore.
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Sounds about right 
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truth be told i actually suck big time at small talk in social gatherings where there is multiple peopleā¦
one on one i shine ā¦ i can be myself and show my true coloursā¦
but when there is multiple people to impress and being someone who is generally pretty good at reading responses(body language, facial expressions) ā¦ i rather not deal with it.
i often know what people are thinking before they do ā¦ and they act shocked when i suddenly act a different way because of it lol.
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Zuuma!
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I like humans, they are fascinating, most of the time.
But I avoid evil ones and if someone talks about something negative or evil or boring, I just walk away. Usually over to where the food (or other food) is.
I just donāt care
Earn my respect and I will be with you until the end! If not, letās drink apple flavoured vodka and eat a burger
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i can tell straight away if someone is not genuineā¦ even on this forum in textā¦
irl it can confuse people cause i often just shut those people out completely without saying anythingā¦ leaving them confused because they actualy havent done anything bad ā¦
YET.
i recently went against my own golden ruleā¦ and tried to get close to someone i should of shut outā¦ (a girl)
i am now paying the price of thatā¦ i should of listened to my instinct.
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You seem VERY sure about this so I will not ruin it by more irl details.
I donāt eat nearly as much bad food as I sometimes claim(?) perhaps that makes me fake
But the foodie club will survive this I think. It seems very strong and united
I rather regret doing something than regret not doing it
Workout, eat something tasty, watch a nice 80s action/comedy flick, and you are back on track!
I agree. Even a bad experience makes you richer! We should hang out next friday
Thereās no such thing as ātoo many clowns in the basementā
Why do we sound so communist? 
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i am very sure of this i learned over many years and making many mistakes and suffering many blowsā¦
now when something is fishy i is just very painfully obvious to meā¦
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well as far as that girl was concernedā¦ the reason i went against my instinct is i took the ālate greatā briganteās last be advice he gave me on the situationā¦ i took someone elses advice basicallyā¦
and it did not pay off.
i will survive though i always do, im made of stronger stuff.
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people mistake invroverted nature for shyness or in some cases ignoranceā¦
i am someone who is very heavily introverted personallyā¦
but i am neither shy ā¦ or ignorantā¦
and i love to chat to people and hang around with like minded people ā¦
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I thought it smelled kind of red in hereā¦
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Yeah, well, people donāt understand introversion, it can appear intimidating maybe because of fear of the unknown, while extraversion is heavily encouraged.
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This one you can trust!
now i want to see Orc Hairyclown
because these memories were so fun
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i am a oddity personallyā¦ i am one the most introverted typesā¦ but i come across as extrovertedā¦
because i usually am in the centre and spotlight and that is where i shine as wellā¦
makes me very misunderstood by majority of the human speciesā¦ unless people get to know me which few doā¦
because i am a difficult mofo to get to know as i said before most people give up.