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Everyones a lil crazy, if they say they arent
They arent worth knowing.
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My mom claims she is sane. I want to believe that.
We gonna have beef over my mom my friend?
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your mum is just trying to make a good clown
shes a good mum
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Mum been dead for 8 years now
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mine 2 
well 2 on xmas eve
I am now 38% certain that we are irl siblings
Retail Argent Dawn Gnomes x 2 and we create chaos yes?
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we are the same age we could very well be long lost twins
you are the happy one⌠im the grumpy one
makes sense
I am too positive and you are too negative
Together we are Ying ang Yang for sure
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We are eating Snickers ice cream bars x2.
I feel bloated already!!!
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I remember when I lived in the States when I was working for Home Depot and I had a massive blister on my foot that had sheared the skin off right down to the fat cushions, I called in and said I couldnât work that day as I was up at my doc for treatment.
The MoD I got, we shall call him âP Ratâ, told me âOh canât you come in, you can do some forklift work.â
âErrm. My foot is bandaged like an Egyptian mummyâŚâ
âOK J**** but we really need you to come in, youâre the only one who can unload a mulch truck in 15 or so minutes and we are expecting at least 20 deliveries, youâd be out there all day so no one will need you in the actual store.â
(For context, a âmulch truckâ was what we used to call full delivery of palleted mulch bags on the back of a semi tractor trailer. The trailer was a flat bed so we just drove into the untied palletized mulch, lifted it off the bed and put it to one side neatly and in order. Average unloading time depending on weather and skill of driver was about 20 minutes, I could do it in 15 or near enough.)
https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/semi-trucks-on-a-four-lane-highway-near-the-ivanpah-solar-power-picture-id1381897916?b=1&k=20&m=1381897916&s=170667a&w=0&h=BUl6pOLOP12z63PKHAEig8oBh2bk0LjS-s0QJ3oCe9A=
Also for context this was Florida. In summer. In the back parking lot which was where we kept all the pallets of soils⌠rocks⌠mulch⌠and was a boiling sun trap. You basically did what you had to do, get back in the store and wallow in the AC. People who actually live in Florida donât hang around in the sun, only tourists do thatâŚ
Anyways, I replied âNo I really canât Iâm at my dr and I already spoke to A****** and he cleared it with me when I showed him my injury and he more or less threw me out the store and said donât come back until that is healedâ
âNo we need you in. if you donât come in it will go down as an absence not a call out and you may get written upâ
âOK write me up, Iâll be phoning A******* soon as I hang up with you and tell him whatâs going onâ
Phoned A*******, told him what was going on and he more or less said âlet me handle this.â
He calls me back a bit later and says âyou can relax J*****, put the guy straight and the store manager just cleared you to be off sick.â
One thing I hated about working in the US, you literally work till you drop dead or your foot falls off.
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You did it wrong Scottish alpha Joe
same in some of the place i work in england too ⌠i constantly get refused leave because apparently âthey have no other skilled workersââŚ
but get this ⌠im the newest worker there⌠i been there 2 years and people around me been there 20 lol.
EDIT: i tried book the week after new years off way in advance so iâd get it i handed it to my bossâŚ
she comes back like you cant have it cause im offâŚ
now im stood there thinking âwell you definitely didnt just book that off right now to screw me over didnt youâ lol-.-
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Twiggz, I dont care if you want to be Batman or the Joker. Letâs make it happen and bring these forums down!!!
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thats what they keep telling me ⌠but im the dogs body mate thats why they want me around.
it depends on the situation i can be both joker or batman 
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Yes. I want you under my by bed. Woofing and howling when we get unwanted company
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honestly⌠i prefer being joker⌠there is more honesty to that less standards.
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You are now the Two Face!!!
I will be the Joker and Batman at once.
Psssst. Batman And Joker are actually the same person. Just alter agos
I know, mind effin blown!!!
ANYWAY!!
One last foodish pic then Iâma off to bed.
Gnight all!!
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