Goats Ate My Bush crawls out of the bushes for Midnight. We’re a small, cozy EU guild.
Our goal each tier is Ahead of the Curve, achieved as a team that grows, wipes, learns and wins together.
This is not a “raid here, pug everywhere else” kind of place.
We value commitment to the group, shared progress and showing up for each other - not hopping between teams depending on mood or loot.
Our vibe:
Sarcastic, friendly, 18+, emotionally unstable goats (in a fun way but thicker skin recommended).
We joke, we wipe, we improve and we celebrate kills as a group. We tell dad joke and complain about our questionable posture, mortgage and noisy offspring.
What we offer
- AoTC-focused raiding built on teamwork, not ego
- A stable roster where people actually know each other
- Banter, loyalty and mutual respect
- Mythic+ with guildies, not strangers
- No toxic environment
Who fits best
- Players who want to be part of one core group
- People who value consistency and cooperation
- Raiders who care about group success more than personal meters
- Goats who prefer shared chaos over ego
- People with team-mindset - prefer raiding with the team than pugging
Raiding:
Raids are TWICE a week: Thursday+ Saturday from 7PM to 10PM GMT+1
(3h with 15 minutes break in between)
If you’re not looking for “just another guild,”
but a small team to grow and achieve with - this might be your bush.
If interested contact wickedbruja on Discord or join our Discord server uheDeezM8P .
May the Goat be with you 