[EU] Hey Nice Marmot - An Adult WoW Guild for Adults Who Occasionally Act Like Adults

Long Established / Adult Only / AOTC Raiding / Casual / M+ / Levelling / Ach+Mount Farming / Transmog / Housing / Altaholics

"Love drama and toxicity? Do you enjoy being screamed at by a teenager who’s failed their GCSEs but somehow thinks they’re qualified to critique your Warcraft Logs? Looking for an elite PvE and PvP guild where every mistake is met with a 20-minute lecture and a passive-aggressive Discord post? Dreaming of mythic raiders and gladiators who will carry you through all the end-game content?

Well, we’re not that guild. But if you want chill vibes, zero drama, good banter, and a laid-back bunch of dudes and dudettes who enjoy pizza, beer, and the occasional smoke, this might be the place for you.

Our raids come with legendary puns, our Mythic+ runs come with questionable decisions, and whenever something goes horribly wrong, we’ll happily pretend it was part of the strategy or Zaks fault.

TONE: Adult Only, Relaxed, Normal (kind of).

AGE RANGE: From twenties to “I remember when talent trees were good” years old

EXPERIENCE: From Vanilla veterans to fresh faced new-comers. We’re a beautifully dysfunctional blend of experience, enthusiasm, and “I swear this worked in 2006.”

GOAL: We aren’t the fastest guild. We aren’t the sweatiest guild. We probably aren’t even the most organised guild. But we’re friendly, welcoming, and we believe WoW is infinitely more enjoyable when you’re playing with people who make you laugh rather than question your subscription.

RAIDING

The marmots play two raid teams depending on your skill level or how you enjoy the game. Both teams have consistently achieved AOTC since we formed in Shadowlands and we keep the atmosphere friendly and drama‑free.

Core Raid Team

Schedule: WED/THUR 20:30–23:00 ST.

VIBE: Focused, not furious where reliability matters more than logs and effort matters more than ego.

Typical cycle: 12weeks total. AOTC in ~6 weeks, then farm and optional mythic dabbling if we have the interest/numbers.

Casual Raid Team

Schedule: MON 20:30–23:00 ST.

VIBE: Laid-back, social raid team that values good vibes over sweaty parses. Perfect for alts, casual players, or anyone who’d rather share laughs than stress about rankings.

MYTHIC+

We love M+ and are fully committed to throwing ourselves into dungeons like we’ve learned absolutely nothing from the last run. Our roster covers every skill tier imaginable from “Is this the right entrance?” to seasoned KSM/KSH score‑gremlins who treat weekly affixes like a personal vendetta.

Keys happen daily, and we put on inclusive runs whenever we can so everyone can learn, practice, and laugh their way through the inevitable chaos. Zero pressure, maximum nonsense, and a safe space for anyone who accidentally pulls half the instance while “just peeking around the corner.”

Marmots Do More Than Kill Bosses

Marmots aren’t just here to commit scheduled violence against raid bosses. We level, we world‑quest, we hunt mounts/pets/toys like deranged collectors, we run dungeons and achievements, and we occasionally dabble in PvP when we feel like being mildly bullied by strangers. Our Discord is active, friendly, and full of people who play other games too.

RECRUITMENT DETAILS

Open to like‑minded social players of all skill levels

Midnight Season 2 - Core Raid Team - DPS Spots Only / Social Raid Team - All roles required

All recruitment is handled through our Guilds of WoW page, where you can also find more information including our guild rules and raiding expectations.

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Been a part of the Marmots since the start of DF, and I’m not gonna lie they are more than half the reason I still play WoW to this day. You’ll be amazed by the types of highly functioning ‘tism you’ll find here in every aspect of the game. We’ve got big M+ runners, raiders, achievement hunters, collectors, some with with full (or 99%) completion, profession maxxers, transmog fashionistas, housing decorators and a sleuth of yappy weirdos (i’d know, im one of em). And I haven’t felt more at home or had as much fun in this game before joining the Marmots. I was welcomed in, I joined the raids, started chatting with my guildies, made some friends, joined the events and before I know it it’s been 4 years playing with these goobers. I can’t guarantee 100% that this guild will be your cup of tea, but I can tell you for sure it’s worth the shot!

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Still looking for dps to finish off our core raid team for season 2 - social raid team and casual players always welcome for like minded players.

Send me a message on discord “j_wills_”

First raid this wednesday. Going blind week 1 so will be a blast!

We’ve still got a couple of final DPS spots in the core raid team for Season 2, and all roles are welcome for the social raid.

Raiding not your thing? That’s fine, we are also open to likeminded weirdos to join the marmot population who enjoy M+, achievements, tmog and mount farming, professions, housing, and of course levelling your 17th “this is definitely my new main” alt.

Whether you’re here to raid, push keys, hoard pixels or just talk absolute bollocks while achieving very little, you’ll fit right in.

Find us on Guilds of WoW or give me a shout on Discord: j_wills_

Applied on GuildsforWow :slight_smile: