[H][Draenor] Brainlag - BoD [8/9M] / ETP [8/8H] is recruiting

Brainlag, composed of a bunch of manbabies with a terrible sense of humor and absolutely no game talent is looking for more manbabies to hangout and raid with. Formed to be an actual community and not just a raiding guild of strangers. Averaging 8+ people in voice every evening regardless of raid or not.

Current Raid Progression:

Uldir: 8/8Η - 3/8M
Battle of Dazar’alor: 9/9H - 8/9M
Crucible of Storms: 2/2H
The Eternal Palace: 8/8H

Raid Times:

Mondays and Wednesdays at 20:00-23:00 server time.

What Brainlag contains:

  • Questionable Memes.
  • Questionable NSFW.
  • “Do not say that word.”
  • Cheddar craving.
  • Duracell.
  • Doomguy.
  • Some bald bulgarian Tank.
  • Adolf.
  • Stolen TVs.
  • Kidney stones.
  • Intercourse with frying pans.

Requirements:

  • Be socially active. Brainlag is a family, not a graveyard.
  • Always strive to improve. Look at your own logs and admit your mistakes.
  • Have a thick skin and don’t be a drama queen.
  • WE DO NOT ACCEPT SOCIALS UNLESS WE KNOW YOU.

Recruitment status:

Tank: Closed
DPS: Open (with preference on ranged DPS)
Healer: Open
Exceptional players will be considered regardless of class or role.

Rules:

  • 100% attendance when available and not busy with important stuff. That might include sickness, school, work, death, peanuts, the fact that people really be out there named Humphrey, THICC YODA and/or blackouts. Just accept or decline the event at least a day prior.
  • This is a pg13 child friendly guild. No poop*oo words or I’m telling mom. Offensive memes/jokes are allowed no matter what. Stop being a baby.
  • Dead memes are banned.
  • Put at least a minimal effort to socialize.
  • Necessary addons: BigWigs Bossmods, Exorsus Raid Tools, WeakAuras2 (along with all the weak auras we will give you on each fight).

Contact:
Forgo#21806

Note: This is a tight-knit community, therefore we do not accept “socials” that log in once a week and never interact with anyone.

note to self, eating azerite is not as healty as advetised

Imam 120lvl Priest no ne sym mnogo dobre zapoznat s igrata I ne mi e problem ako ne me vkluchite v Raid grupa. Prosto si tyrsq bylgarska guidiq.

I love this guild a lot, real champs this guys ayyyyyyyyyy

day 27 still waiting on a rezz

Mom said it’s my turn to bump the post.

I find your lack of faith in force lightning … displeasing

Boomie, I am. Pad on my mind controlled teammates, I must

someone told me u guys have sushi.

These guys will constantly berate you and hurt your feelings, but I keep coming back.

10/10 Stockholm syndrome at it’s finest.

Still recruiting.

imagine trying to hit on a DK that hates u but still wants ur poonani…

What if we kissed on the Jaina boat? :flushed: :flushed: :heart_eyes: :smiley: :joy: :joy: :joy: :100: :100:

Actively recruiting for Azshara.

Yes hello, the CEO of zin’anthid prices in AH? PUT HIM ON THE PHONE!

Currently looking for Ranged DPS and a Holy Paladin/Mistweaver. Right now at 5/8H, planning to kill the other 3 on Monday.

Incredible absolutely phenomenal

Currently in high demand of a Healer (Priest/Druid)

Oh hell yeah Kevin, hit him with the dab :sunglasses: :sunglasses:

Oh ma god dude it is the Brainlag! I am the largest fan of you