<Hey Nice Marmot> We abide, we chill, we raid, we key, we decorate our houses with questionable taste, and we know a nice marmot when we see one

*updated 25.04.26 (Midnight 12.0.5)

Love drama and toxicity? Do you like being screamed at by a 16‑year‑old for being late or missing a raid day? Looking for the best PvE and PvP guild? A guild with the most competent mythic raiders? Hardcore PvPers who are ready and willing to carry and teach you their secrets?

Well, we’re not that guild. But if you want chill vibes, zero drama, a dash of banter and a group of laid‑back dudes and dudettes who like pizza, beer, and smokes, this might be the guild for you. If you like your raids packed with legendary puns and your Mythic+ with a touch of “we’ll pretend that was the plan,” then come join us.

Tone: Relaxed, friendly, and perfectly “kind of” normal.

Age Range: From 21 to bus‑pass and proud.

Experience: From vanilla veterans to fresh‑faced newcomers; all skill levels welcome.

Goal:To build a community of like‑minded players to enjoy everything WoW offers — raiding, mythic+, leveling, mounts, transmog, achievements, housing and other general nonsense.

RAIDING

The marmots play two raid teams depending on your skill level or how you enjoy the game.

Core Raid Team

Schedule: WED/THUR 20:30–23:00 ST.

Vibe: Focused, not furious where reliability matters more than logs and effort matters more than ego.

Typical cycle: 12weeks total. AOTC in ~6 weeks, then farm and optional mythic dabbling if we have the interest/numbers.

Casual Raid Team

Schedule: MON 20:30–23:00 ST.

Vibe: Laid-back, social raid team that values good vibes over sweaty parses. Perfect for alts, casual players, or anyone who’d rather share laughs than stress about rankings.

Both teams have consistently achieved AOTC since Shadowlands and we keep the atmosphere friendly and drama‑free.

MYTHIC +

We love running m+ and pushing each other’s keys. There are toons and players in the guild at all key levels; from “i have never been here before” to KSM/KSH champions and those pushing for score.

Keys are run in the guild daily and we also try to put on some inclusive events when we can to build knowledge, experience and have a laugh in a no pressure, chilled environment.

SOCIAL LIFE & EXTRAS

Marmots do more than kill bosses. We enjoy leveling, world quests, mount/pet/toy hunts, dungeon runs, achievement runs, and some occasional light PvP. Our Discord is active, friendly, and full of people who play other games too.

RECRUITMENT DETAILS

Open to like‑minded social players of all skill levels.

Core Raid (8/9HC) currently full for season 1.

Social Raid (6/9HC) all roles required.

All recruitment is handled through our Guilds of WoW page, where you can also find more information including our guild rules and raiding expectations.

Been here since end of shadowlands. Great environment with a lot of awesome people. I have the pleasure of raid leading for these guys and every season has been a blast.

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My wife and I applied as socials, do you still use Guild of WoW or did we do it wrong?

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Just applied! :smiley:

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Just popping back in like a rogue with zero points in Subtlety to remind everyone that this guild is still recruiting, still wholesome chaos, and still your best chance of avoiding PUG-induced emotional damage.

If you enjoy good banter, questionable life choices, and people who know a nice marmot when they see one… you know what to do.”

Oh my god. This is the guild I’ve been looking for. Returning player here, played from the 1.0 beta till Shadowlands. I don’t want to take part in competitive gearing or sweaty planned activities anymore. I just want to have fun. I’m 39 IRL, although my mental age… debatable sometimes. I play Horde on Argent-Dawn. I’d love to join. This game all about the guild you call home imo.

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I’d like to join, Sugo#21922 is my BattleNet, or find me with the name ‘Felpix’ from the Argent Dawn realm ingame.

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Recently joined the “mayhem” and have to say felt welcome from the off…bants to be had and a great social feel…definitely worth saying hello and dropping Pyro a line (he really does like his little hairy beasties…) come join in…upcoming guild housing event approaching!

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Hey, returning player here. Played since Vanilla and have a multitude of class knowledge and experience, but haven’t done any content other than leveling up since Shadowlands due to RL commitments and previous guild collapses. Currently looking to get back into WoW, specifically M+ and perhaps raiding. I used to raid mythic and have been burnt out, so not looking to have that again.

Looking to play Shaman, and/or give Devourer a go - Have experience in all roles and can dip, but its been longer healing than tanking :stuck_out_tongue:

Would love a chat if I’m any use to you.

Indy#2400 or Indyshock-Draenor Indydh-Silvermoon

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Been a Marmot for good awhile now and I have no need to look elsewhere for gaming company. Here’s a great bunch of people and two raid teams for different commitment levels. We also do fun stuff like achievement runs and in a couple weeks, for the first time, a housing competition.

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Hey, you guys sound like what I’m looking for, I’m not much of a raider but I’m very social and my main interest is collecting. Would love to chat about potentially joining (I don’t really know how to use guilds of wow so will leave my discord, and my battle.net here for you instead): theexecutive626 or TheExecutive#2293. Looking forward to hearing from you. :slight_smile:

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Shockingly, we’re still not a top 1% guild. The esports scouts haven’t called, we’re yet to become the best guild on the server… but we have mastered the art of saying “that was clean” after something that was very much not clean.

Current achievements include:

Surviving mechanics (sometimes… intentionally).
Keeping the vibes alive even when the boss strongly disagrees with our strategy.
Turning “one more M+” into five.
Having just enough competence to eventually get things done (no promises on how long “eventually” is).
Occasionally having everything click into place and acting like it was planned.

If you’re after perfection, discipline, and cutting-edge gameplay… we genuinely wish you the best elsewhere.

But if you want laughs, chill runs, and a group that treats WoW like a game instead of a performance review. Good company, mild chaos, and the confidence to say “send it” when nobody really knows what’s happening, you’ll fit right in.

We’re the kind of raid group that wipes, pauses, and collectively decides it was a warm-up pull. We celebrate kills with the energy of people who are slightly surprised it worked. Our M+ runs are fuelled by ambition, slight bamboozlement, and someone saying “this is fine” when it clearly isn’t. PvP is similar, but with more tactical retreating and deaths (character-building, really).

We’re not perfect — but we’re consistently good enough… and honestly, that’s our brand.
Come join us before we accidentally get good and ruin the whole thing. :wink:

Add me on discord: j_wills_ for more info

CORE RAID TEAM FULL FOR SEASON 1 HOWEVER ALWAYS OPEN TO LIKEMINDED PLAYERS FOR OUR WEEKLY SOCIAL RAID RUNS, M+ AND OTHER SHANNANIGANS!

Applied on Guilds of WoW!

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Just fully cleared heroic tonight with our first Lura kill. Great team to play with.

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Now With 42% More Shenanigans

With the next season drawing closer and our core raid team having conquered the tier, the bosses defeated, the loot distributed, and several raiders now entering a well-earned state of hibernation our story is far from over.

We are still recruiting for:

:sparkles: Mythic+ key pushers
:sparkles: Social raiders
:sparkles: General guild mischief and magnificently questionable decisions

We’re a guild that enjoys progress, good company, and the occasional heroic tumble off a platform. We play with purpose, but never at the cost of personality. Competent when required, chaotic when permitted.

We believe the game is best enjoyed with people who know when to focus, when to laugh, and when to pretend that disengaging into the abyss was “part of the strategy”.

If you’re looking for a place to:

:backhand_index_pointing_right: Push keys without pushing your sanity
:backhand_index_pointing_right: Join relaxed raids with solid people
:backhand_index_pointing_right: Enjoy the game without being audited by spreadsheets
:backhand_index_pointing_right: Become part of a friendly, slightly unhinged band of adventurers

…then you may already be one of us in spirit.

Join us as we ride boldly into the .7 patch and next season — somewhat organised, questionably supervised, and fully committed to the mischief ahead.

Find us on guilds of wow or chuck me a message on discord: “j_wills_”