Those paws, claws, hooves are huge. (Might affect more races.) I see no way they get them through sleeves and legs. Even if the clothes were ultrastretch fabric, they would probably tear through them in the attempt.
But I also see no opening seams for wrapping and closing.
And not everyone is capable of magic for just putting them on that way.
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I think you’re born with them, somehow morphed on your skin…
It’s funny because I never see anywhere inside to perform hygiene rituals either, not even a pitcher and bowl, not to mention don’t ever seem to see a pump…
But what do I know, I have saved Azeroth’s sorry carcass more times than I can comment, still don’t have my OWN house…
I keep having to kick the gardener out of their bed in the Garrison…
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i like to think they use magic to wear them Xd
I like to think they are like stripper pants.
Just rip away and…
BAM!!
your enemies are scarred for life!
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Make one of those characters and find out.
Cant say much about aliance races as I dont play those . But in horde, we tend to help each other . Yes even when it comes to this, and let me tell you, elfs are best for this kind of job . As a tauren, there isnt any horde race that can help me better. Small delicate hands , can easily even tuck a tshirt into pants . Orcs and trolls got too big hands , or too few fingers. Vulperas are way too small for tauren, and they do all the nasty things with their little paws u dont wanna those tmto touch you ,or your clothes . Undeads arent bad, but damn their are cold, and its not exactly a pleasing experience when one or two of their fingers drop down your pants when they trying to tuck you in .
So yea, elves are the answer.
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Bosses drop the same pants that fits all races, ain’t that magic?
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Worgen shift to human form
Tmog npcs. Guess why there arent that many of them around,it’s not a job for the faint hearted.
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We all need a little help getting into our pants at somepoint.
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Obviously they put them on when they were kids and never took them off.
They are born wearing them. I wonder if Vulpera are blind at birth and at what stage is it ok to remove them from the litter.
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Surely the more pressing question is why would a species that is covered in fur wear pants in the first place?
These are questions we aren’t meant to ask…
like why does Donald Duck not wear pants normally, but when he has a bath, he puts a towel around his waist???
And if Goofy is a dog, why is Pluto different???
Also why haven’t we got a ruddy house…come on Blizzard, even a shack would do at this point…
All my wonderful service, and I’m homeless, this is not the way to treat veteran warriors of your cause!!! (shakes fist)
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One size fits all taken to new heights.
- Put on wide pants
- Visit transmogifier
- ???
- Profit
OK, good point, in that case it definitely has to be magic.
Dracthyr probably not so much because their visage is just a deliberately illusory form, so they’re not really ‘wearing’ stuff on that anyway.
Right, so if they can alter the appearance of clothes, by then we have to ask whether any clothes are real at all.
OMG, imagine if truly physically everybody is running around naked by now!
To better fit in with others. (And potentially not disturb them so much.
To further enhance the protective/practical effect and because they have the technology.
Female Pandaren have a silly-line related to this:
https://www.wowhead.com/sound=31727/vo-pcpandarenfemale-silly - #9
I now have a vision of Smaug trying to get his undercrackers on, after bathing in all that Dwarven gold…
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A bit like why does Donald duck put a towel round his waist when he gets out of the shower? As he never wears pants anyway?
They don’t. There is a reason why they are very… ‘friendly’.