How practical would your Char be for real life?

[Alewín-argent-dawn]

I can see a promising career as a paramedic, with a surprisingly lucrative sideline as a niche on onlyfans.

[Veilarion-draenor]

As long as there not tempted to use cannibalise on the patients.

[Alýsea-azjolnerub]

@Veilarion-draenor

can imagine full panic of walking corpses.

There are franchises like the walking dead for a reason. That being said these corpses have an affinity to green coloured nukes

[Sinaaki-argent-dawn]

Im a bit worried how the hooves would impact my wooden floors. Pretty sure they arent made for hooves.

[Gilvion-ravencrest]

@Alewín-argent-dawn

with a surprisingly lucrative sideline as a niche on onlyfans.

Your pandaren or undead

pandaren: Borderline illegal but they can’t stop you

undead: I’m sorry WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@Sinaaki-argent-dawn

Im a bit worried how the hooves would impact my wooden floors. Pretty sure they arent made for hooves.

a fair concern, you might need to move but dont worry it’ll sound awesome for when we charge into battle, they don’t c all it the thunder of hooves for nothing

[Veilarion-draenor]

Or giant scaly claws but I’m sure we’d figure it out.

[Alýsea-azjolnerub]

@Sinaaki-argent-dawn

Im a bit worried how the hooves would impact my wooden floors.

Long as you don’t jump too much as i somehow doubt a draenei is like 60kg it should be much like boots. Also you should probably seek protection for them, much like horses

[Gilvion-ravencrest]

Gucci releasing the draenei hoofshoes, nicknamed the “hoovies”

[Veilarion-draenor]

Would I need shoes for scales?

[Gilvion-ravencrest]

No you’d get like gloves without the fingers for your feet and then get some padding at the end of the claw so it doesnt hit the floor directly, hopefully seethrough so it doesnt show too much visually

[Alýsea-azjolnerub]

That sounds adorable actually

[Gilvion-ravencrest]

just cause they’re dragons doesn’t mean they don’t have a cute side

[Draghonis-drakthul]

Sorry but I play as handsome buffed Blood DK and the effect this would have in real world is too 18+ for any RP talk.

[Gilvion-ravencrest]

@Malikychi-twisting-nether

Takes to long… have the normies protest something and I’ll use a dance of chi-ji proc into fist of fury… no more protest, and a lot less normies

I’m not psychotic! Shut up!

@Gilvion-ravencrest

You seem like a person I can trust to make life interesting, I’m in, only condition is I get to have a garden of totally normal and 100% not carnivorous plants that are imbued with magic to be able to eat a human.

For reasons you need not know, only know if you need information I can get you it.

join the army my friend

[Alýsea-azjolnerub]

I can imagine the male blood elves especially would have the twilight fanbase be very happy with blood death knights

[Gilvion-ravencrest]

I mean tbf we would all have charisma of the gods seeing as most races, atleast on the alliance side are insanely good looking on average.

Life a female blood elf, night elf, void elf, human female could kick me in the ribs and I’d say thank you… wait wut?

Edit: added void elf… you happy now?

[Alýsea-azjolnerub]

@Gilvion-ravencrest

female blood elf or night elf

Wow, the discrimination. Now ill cry in a corner

[Veilarion-draenor]

I’d be to busy robbing sweet treats to care about looks

[Alýsea-azjolnerub]

For some reason i imagine dracthyr visages would look much better with real life graphics

[Gilvion-ravencrest]

I’m gonna have to ask you to not do that seeing as I enjoy your comments and presence on this post

@Alýsea-azjolnerub

For some reason i imagine dracthyr visages would look much better with real life graphics

well since they could choose their looks, they could literally adjust to their partners/onlookers desires… just saying