The lumberjack's at work, minding his own business when there's a fiery explosion at his feet. There was naught but a skeleton left from the fiery outburst.
Poor Norbert never even saw it coming.
Axe to the face. If Shelly from the garrison taught me anything, it's that a lumberjack is functionally a person who's gotten very good with an axe. Never tick them off.
Arguing over who has the better scarf, they decide to put it to the test, there may have been alcohol involved. They head to Northrend and sit in the snow, laughing at eachother and mocking the uselessness of eachothers scarves.
After a week, they start to get hungry, Ling Qiao puts herself into a deep state of meditation to sustain her life, but is frozen in place. Ralaani may have had the superior scarf, or perhaps not. But she had more clothes on other than the scarf, silly Ling didn't think that one through.
Sorry, Wanted to be creative. ^^
After a week, they start to get hungry, Ling Qiao puts herself into a deep state of meditation to sustain her life, but is frozen in place. Ralaani may have had the superior scarf, or perhaps not. But she had more clothes on other than the scarf, silly Ling didn't think that one through.
Sorry, Wanted to be creative. ^^
Strangled to death by a nice scarf. Obviously. Probably after one too many furry jokes. I can be a bit of a jerk sometimes.
Stabbed out of the blue and left for dead for being a troll I presume.
Lord Max "Manhammer" Muldoon was progressing on his epic quest to fight demons and woo babes. He hadn't been with a troll for a while. (if at all, some find it's just best not to ask.) And asked Kahliwa if she'd be up for "Jungle love and kinky hex!" Unfortunately his brash crudeness, being a human and just downright undesirability left Kahliwa with only one choice. To "Kinky hex" him and leave him for dead in the loveable jungles.
Finds the hexed human somewhere and thinks he is just a normal frog.
Attempts to eat him in one big gulp only for the hex to end while he is inside of Darj, leaving 'Manhammer' naked in a pile of troll guts and bones.
Attempts to eat him in one big gulp only for the hex to end while he is inside of Darj, leaving 'Manhammer' naked in a pile of troll guts and bones.
Well, he wanted to get inside a troll....
Skip me, be killed by Darjin.
Skip me, be killed by Darjin.
From an unfortunate angle in the wilds, Astrophel's looked to be an odd-shaped, weirdly textured coconut for the desperate. A quick thwack told the troll otherwise, but he wasn't disappointed nonetheless...
In her many adventures around Azeroth, the Goblin named Hopscotch (a very noble name, I'm sure you'll agree) had never come across a man so purple, so glowy, and so bald. It was upon saying all this in his very presence that she panicked, and tried to run in her Ghost Wolf form. Alas, she forgot just how close they were to the precipice and shortly thereafter the Goblin Girl (not to be confused with a Frank Zappa song), with such a noble name as Hopscotch did breathe her last.
One may indeed wonder just why she didn't Ankh, but that would be telling. Or well, it would simply be stating that she'd used it when she caught wind of some medical professionals trying to see what 'the other side' was like and foolishly said to herself ''I can make that happen without even tryin'!'' This first death was her jumping from the very same precipice that finally ended her.
One may indeed wonder just why she didn't Ankh, but that would be telling. Or well, it would simply be stating that she'd used it when she caught wind of some medical professionals trying to see what 'the other side' was like and foolishly said to herself ''I can make that happen without even tryin'!'' This first death was her jumping from the very same precipice that finally ended her.
No doubt in a realy underhandedly back-stabbing way after rejecting some of his delicious Kim-chi. This ofcourse would forever brandish the Goblin as "The one who murdered that Kimchi guy" and the shame would follow her to the grave.
Poisoned with delicious kimchi. Almost worth it!
The draenei believes he has discovers a Horde scouting group in a dense, yet remains undetected. Through the use of invisibility, he lays various inferno traps around the encampment and sets it off to watch the splendour of his plan.
Only he notices a large, decorated bird take flight from within the flame; its wings ablaze. As it tumbles, it changes into a night elf; showing no signs being to stop the plummet...
Only he notices a large, decorated bird take flight from within the flame; its wings ablaze. As it tumbles, it changes into a night elf; showing no signs being to stop the plummet...
Norbert finds himself in a rather literal bind on his way to work. After struggling to break free, of course to no avail, he looks around but sees no one. He takes out his knife in order to start cutting the entangling roots, and at this point more shoot out from the ground, binding him down more thoroughly.
The last he hears is that what he has done to the forests of Tirisfal, both in life and in death, is quite enough. It is then that the earth reclaims him in a rather literal sense. Some may call it poetic justice.
He never saw his assailant, only heard that last remark from her before entering the embrace of true death.
The last he hears is that what he has done to the forests of Tirisfal, both in life and in death, is quite enough. It is then that the earth reclaims him in a rather literal sense. Some may call it poetic justice.
He never saw his assailant, only heard that last remark from her before entering the embrace of true death.
She's just creeping through the shadows, a stealthy midnight stroll through the forest on the way to some enemy intel, and turns a corner without looking. Then whoosh! Chop! Splat! Brains everywhere! Shame she was invisible, or that undead lumberjack might not have split her head open.
Cathríon would fall by receiving a particularly violent reactionary elbow to the face when flipping Talraea's now exposed ponytail, that inflicts fatal damage.
Last words from Martok the Handsome Peon-Mage "STOP POKING ME !!!!!"
The greatest mistake of Roose was underestimating the enemy.
Accidental drowning from falling into the Stormwind canal and hitting head on a rock. Why?
She was standing at the edge when she saw Roose in his handsome bearded glory and then slipped and fell in when she was going to say hi to him.
She was standing at the edge when she saw Roose in his handsome bearded glory and then slipped and fell in when she was going to say hi to him.
Some lady gets dropped on him while he's enjoying the canals in his sloop. She broke the ex-paladin's neck instantly. And then she drowned.