How would your character kill the one above? #11

Congratulations!

As part of the Horde's new prisoner acclimation program you have been randomly selected for volunteer service to undergo a series of medical trials. These tests are intended to gauge the efficacy of assorted compounds used to treat an all too common and lamentable battlefield condition so as to aid the Warchief's military branch in the benevolent expansion of her peaceful and tranquil realm.

Your testing regimen is estimated to include fifty (50) daily injections, several blood tests subject to change and at least six (6) grafts depending on general physical resilience. Extra credit can be earned via good behaviour so as to reallocate injections to other, less behaved prisoners. Grafts are non-transferrable because the R&D department appreciates irony.

We can proudly report that prisoner attrition rate is down to 68%. Welcome to the service of the Royal Apothecary Society. We are happy to have you!
Lok'tar OGAR!!

-Daha butchers till the person is no longer recognizable-
With a stolen Iron Horde axe.

''There, the True Horde came for you on this day.''
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Very reluctantly, and with disdain for his own actions, but efficiently.
The noble Tauren druid summons aggressive treants that would keep Danrilus busy.

The Taurens stars to cry and screams: "For the Scourge!!" and blasts a hole in Danrilus.

He looks at the dying Danrilus.

"What in the name of Earthmother and Cenarius have I done?! Does Baine not know we are fighting at the wrong side!?"
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*Change into feral form and rip its throat out.*

*Change into night elf form*
Ok how am i going to take this stake back to base?
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Accidentally when dynamite-ing an entrance to some sealed tomb. Night elves are so good a hiding they're hard to notice... and this character's Luck is too high for the Druid to kill her first! :P
While exploring a ruin in bear form the floot breaks under my weight falling on beetlejoyce with enough weight to crush every born in her undead body.
With a single hit from Trunksy. Move aside Legion, there's a new weapon of mass destruction in town!
The warlord would stay his hand, fingers resting casually on the pommel of a sheathed sword. Instead of engaging, he'd remark as it occurs to him in the same moment.

''Listen.. for a dead chick who also happens to be a Kal'dorei, you seem like you've really got it together. And since we've yet to kill the means for a conversation, how about we explore that avenue before drawing steel?''
Illumielle approaches silently to a distance where she can clearly see the undead rogue. The she touches the ground with her hands and asks the roots of the trees around to grip Roifa. Once Roifa is completely immobilized, she comes closer.

"May your suffering of un-life be ended with your death."

She finishes the undead rogue with the strike in the head.
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If anything like IG I'd sap her to death.

Suicide by Sap.

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emerges from a nearby bush, stabbing her dagger into the Elfs neck before bringing it around to a beheading.

Skulls mon!
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Moonfire, sunfire, summon threant, typhoon, sunbeam, moonfire, sunfire, starburst.
*Zulubar unleashes his plagues on the unsuspecting druid, taking a moment to watch him writhe in pure agony and shock. He lets out a cold and chilling cackle. His undead army begin to feast on the night elf's, warm, diseased flesh as he still lives*

"One more soul for Bwonsamdi, one less hero for 'da alliance"
Casually tap him on the back of the shoulder. Then, when he turns round, run the troll through with a stolen Lightforged blade. And leaves it macabrely embedded within him.

Grimacing in pain and clutching at her right arm, she remarks, ‘’A disappointment, Brother Knight. Did you forget our Order has Kaldorei in it still?’’
Elyssarain was going home after a getting a huge successful catch of tuna and Hobbes, Kalvin's tiger, mistakes Elyssarain for a large piece of tuna and ends up gobbling him up.
Deathgrip, freeze him and Eviscrate him until he is dead.
...with fire!! (a bomb)
Some more schmuck with no pvp experience ? Charge, beheading then burn the head and bodie with tossed essence and a match while wearing a breathing mask and whole armor for once during the fight and for the cremation , another lowly abberation being taken care by the Rainblood.

Bring some Justicar/Defiler and Battemaster some decent fight and some sport and interest for once...
Keelhaul her. It's simple and painful.