Introduction
Welcome to -OOPS Inc- → OOPS Incorporated… or maybe OOPS Incoming. Depends on who pulled.
We’re a World of Warcraft Retail guild where we’re Occasionally Organized, but Permanently Silly!
Tired of spreadsheets, parses, and people yelling about the meta? Looking for a guild that values fun and community over decimals on a DPS meter?
Here at OOPS Inc, we believe WoW is still a game, not an unpaid internship. We’re here for friendship, laughter, shared adventures, and those “unavoidable” wipes.
Ready for Midnight (we think)
We spent the last few months of content drought doing exactly what we promised: building a community. We survived the boredom, bonded over bad jokes, hosted silly events, and solidified a core group of players that actually enjoy playing together.
The foundation is poured, the walls are up, and the roof is… well, let’s hope it holds. We are now looking to finalize our raid roster for Midnight. The core team is ready, the vibes are established, and now we just need a few more like-minded souls to complete the circus.
Who We’re Looking For
Whether you’re a seasoned veteran who wants to escape the parse cult, or a newer player who just knows the basics and wants to learn, you’re welcome here.
If you’re a complete beginner still figuring out which button makes fireball happen, there are better places to start, but come back once you’ve survived a few wipes.
We don’t worship icyveins like holy scripture. We don’t care if your spec is C-tier and someone on YouTube screamed UNPLAYABLE. Play what you like. Just know it well enough to carry your weight.
Raid Size and Atmosphere
Our raid team will remain relatively small at around 15 active raid members. Big enough to kill bosses and small enough to laugh when Steve accidentally bodypulls the trash pack.
Social & M+ recruitment is always open.
Just remember: “social” doesn’t mean spectator mode. We are looking for people who want to be part of the guild beyond just chat.
Whether you’re chasing KSM, helping with a +2, or joining our fun game nights, we expect our socials to hop into dungeons, show up for events, and actually play the game with us.
Bring jokes, bring laughs, and bring your keystone.
Guild Culture
We’re not a parse factory. We’re not a top 500 guild. We’re not qualifying for the Olympics.
Most of us are people with daytime jobs, families, and lives outside Azeroth. We mainly play in the evenings, and that’s the pace we want the guild to grow at. If you’re sprinting ahead because you can play all day, you’ll probably outpace us, and that’s not ideal. Think of OOPS Inc as a dadcore guild: relaxed, reliable and all about balance.
We love when people are also active on Discord throughout the day. A bit of chatting, banter or hanging out helps us build friendships outside the game itself and keeps the guild feeling alive even when we’re not raiding.
Here, wipes happen, we laugh, then we wipe again. Jokes fly, respect matters, and fun comes first. Transmog is forever, BiS gear is temporary.
Raiding Goals
We’ll stick to Normal and Heroic. Our main goal is Ahead of the Curve, but without losing sight of the fun along the way. Mythic raiding? Not here. Ever.
After AotC, we’ll chase Glory of the Raider. In between we do whatever sounds fun — M+ runs, delves, mount farms, transmog contests, Discord quiz nights — if it makes us laugh, it’s on the table.
Raid Times and Expectations
We raid Wednesday and Sunday from 21:00 to 23:00 server time.
In a small team, showing up matters, but real life always wins. Family first. Just be reliable and let us know if you can’t make it.
Recruitment Needs
Tanks: Closed
Healers: Closed
DPS: Closed
(We are currently at capacity, but we are always on the lookout for great people. Exceptional applications that perfectly match our “Quality over Quantity” vibe will always be considered!)
Group applications are fine, just don’t form cliques. We wipe together.
Final Words
Yes, this post is long. But so is a +2 when Steve pulls the wrong pack and we all die, twice.
If you’re still reading, you’ve probably committed your first act of rebellion against the sacred spreadsheets, and you might just belong here.
Join us, wipe with us, and let’s build a guild where fun matters more than decimals.
If that sounds like your kind of chaos, hop into our Discord and fill out the short application form in the #applications channel so we can get to know you before pulling you into the madness.
Bonus points if you actually call yourself Steve.
Discord code: 3ESXy4fdGn
(If you apply during the day, it may take until the evening to get a reply since I’m probably at work. Or wiping in LFR. Same thing really.)
The OOPS Inc Guild Anthem
Oops!.. I did it again
Pulled the wrong pack
Wiped all my friends
Oh baby, baby
Oops!.. you think it’s all clear
But I dragged adds in here
I’m not that competent
While the raid team might be packed, our doors are always open for active Socials. If you are the type of player who likes running M+, doing some casual group content, and talking nonsense in Discord after work, you are exactly our kind of player. We are looking for people who actively want to play and hang out together!