Man, looking at my pet names on Cro is a deepdive into whatever I found funny at the time plus whatever game or TV show etc. it reminded me of.
I do not know why I called my poor Clefthoof “Luggage” but it is what it is.
It’s a suppository.
I saw the name and I was dreading it would again somehow lead to being disgruntled about the lack of pooping in wow.
Positively surprised.
Wait, is that bowl movement boy?
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guys i was trying to save a gnome that was strapped to a windmill
i found a lever inside that i assumed would stop the windmill
god i hope i can be forgiven. i’m so sorry…
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Yep
clearly, the world is bathroom stall shaped. it wouldn’t be immersive otherwise
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The one labeled break lever is the break lever.
I thought that’s what it said.
A flat-earther? On Warcraft???
You telling me the World (of Warcraft) ain’t flat?
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Azeroth is FLAT???
They’ve been lying to us.
Some people will say that we’ve been to space so of course Azeroth isn’t flat, but can you really trust Draenei engineering? Really?
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if the world is round then how come we haven’t seen sargeras’ sword coming out the other side
checkmate draenei
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Flatearthers still haven’t offered an explanation for the cat argument though. Highly unscientific.
I know people who moved from southern Italy to northern Germany and they’ve adjusted fine. Your in-laws really do have skill issues. Imagine stopping things like your lovingly planned grill evening just because of some rain. smh
The problem is that they are old.
Really it’s my mother in law that is the issue, she doesn’t adjust well to anything. My father in law is actually fine, he tries to speak the language and is a lot more adventurous, but he spends most of the time looking after his wife who somehow is always ill every time they are here.
Sounds like you found the Italian version of my parents. I’m so sorry.
My mother in law is a very typical rural Italian house wife. With all of the bad connotations that come with that.
Luckily we don’t have a language in common otherwise I’m fairly sure we would end up fighting a lot.
Ah, the good old: Bibidibobidi (sta’ zitto!) babedibubedi (stupido) 
Hey I didn’t know you were fluent!
I can understand it really well, I just don’t like speaking it because everytime I do I get it wrong and they laugh at me. Also my wife says it’s weird when I talk in Italian.