Pet peeves: The return (Part 6)

It’s just pseudo-progressive language that hasn’t been thought through by the people who use it.

“Girls can be bosses too!” and “Men can exhibit wife-like behaviour too!” is the sentiment, yet such language implies that boss-like behaviour among women is unusual or out of the ordinary, and that wife-like behaviour is not typical for men either. Such terminology entrenches gender roles, even as it tries to celebrate defying them.

A wife is just a woman who is married, a husband is just a man who is married. It’s that simple, or it’s supposed to be. The term “malewife” insinuates that there is more to it than that, that wives should act a certain way and that men can be wives if they fulfil that wifely role.

So it’s even worse than just meanings and language being eroded.

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I romanced Sera as an elf and was willing to cut her some slack. She’s not a malicious bigot, just kind of a simpleton who simply doesn’t know better because of her upbringing, and you can change her for the better.

I went absolutely awww when I agreed to marry her in Trespasser and saw what she wrote in her diary afterwards. (“WE SAID YES! Lady [name] Lavellan is my Wifey! Do I get her name? That’s like family.”)

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I loved reading her diary throughout the game! Its so sweet how much she doodles the Inqusitor, worries and thinks about her, learns elvish to read to her and everything else.

Trespasser in particular is super adorable.

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same except my sword is like in that romeo & juliet adaptation where ‘sword’ is a pistol

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we invented gunblades for a reason

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FF8 Intro still lives rent-free in my head, as it should.

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i recently rewatched CDawgVA playing through FF8 with Ironmouse. Someone who has never played a JRPG before jumping into that is a thing of beauty.

His comment when watching the intro: “Am I supposed to understand what I’m seeing?”

Me, a veteran of Kingdom Hearts: That’s the best part. You never will!

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“Absolutely not.”

I saw a very apt comment on the Elden Ring DLC video.
“The ‘Story’ trailer. Understood absolutely nothing that’s going on.
We’re So Back.”

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me playing ff8 for the very first time knowing nothing about it, other than it must be a sequel to FF7, discovering that in fact it is NOT a continuation of the story of Cloud and the gang or even in that same world

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Miquella definitely gonna be the sleeper villain after Mesmer misdirects them all…

i know nothing about elden ring outside of there being a bloke called the loathsome dungeater.

Kingdom Hearts is the video game equivalent of fighting a small child in a pool noodle fight

Kinda stupid but very fun?

And if you try to stop and think about the plot details you get booped with a pool noodle. Pay attention

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kingdom hearts 1. very good

probably the right thing that they never made any more after that

I know you’re just joshing and kidding because KH2+3 have so many cool+good moments that it’s impossible to pick a favourite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlPkhFUJiMA
But this is definitely high up there.

An ending i never bothered to get because there’s not an achievement for it. So he spends most of his time being my puppet.

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I feel like malewife almost always is used ironically, and only sometimes to poke fun at gender roles. I haven’t ever heard of it being used in a more literal, unironic sense.

Whatever, you’re all my wifebands now.

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I call my partner or myself “man-wife” at times. It’s nothing serious, it just sounds funny.
I’ve also said ladybands.

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