Pet peeves: The return (Part 6)

Desartin-argent-dawn · May 23, 2024, 4:50pm

Adelaís-argent-dawn · May 23, 2024, 4:50pm

New Rogue Trader DLC looks sick as well - new companion death cult assassin (romanceable, lets go), and genestealer cult enemies!!

Koralash-argent-dawn · May 23, 2024, 4:52pm

I am hoping for Orks at some point (waaaa, and I cannot stress this next part enough, aaaaagh) but I can be mollified for now

Adelaís-argent-dawn · May 23, 2024, 4:53pm

Genestealer Cults are my second favourite aliens in 40k, after Dark Eldar, so Rogue Trader continues to feed me really well

Elenthas-argent-dawn · May 23, 2024, 4:58pm

Freebooter party member when.

He could be the second 4-square size unit alongside Ulfar.

This is the moment I found out that the Officia Assassinorum and Death Cult Assassins are two separate and completely different organisations.

Adelaís-argent-dawn · May 23, 2024, 5:01pm

Death Cult Assassins aren’t an organisation, they’re just the collective name for highly murderous, almost but not quite heretical cults dedicated to the Emperor (they do cannibalism sometimes)

Koralash-argent-dawn · May 23, 2024, 5:01pm

IZ YOU READY, GROTZ?

WAAAAAGH

I CAN’T HEAR YOU

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

OOOOOO

HE FLIES ‘ROUND THE SUBSECTOR
TAKIN’ UP LOOT

KAP-TIN BLUDD-FLAGG

DEM HUMIES AN ELDAR SQUISHED UNDER HIS BOOT

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HE’LL PILFER YOUR WAGONZ AND STEAL ALL YOUR BITZ

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SO GET UP AND CHOP 'EM YA GROT-LAZY GITZ

KAP-TIN BLUDD-FLAGG
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KAP-TIIIIIN
BLUDD-FLAAAAAAAGG

Desartin-argent-dawn · May 23, 2024, 5:03pm

And on the further topic of pizza time:

Italy invents the warpdrive, but forgets to install the brakes!

Blythan-argent-dawn · May 23, 2024, 5:08pm

I’m not really into Warhammer stuff
but the thought of the other factions using the Ork names for the Ork units is really funny to me

Koralash-argent-dawn · May 23, 2024, 5:09pm

great news, they do

Fantasy Greenskins are the more serious version of the silly-but-absolutely-a-threat Orkz and I love them both

Blythan-argent-dawn · May 23, 2024, 5:11pm

Football hooligan space fungi are adorable

Levey-argent-dawn · May 23, 2024, 5:36pm

No genestealer gf…

Adelaís-argent-dawn · May 23, 2024, 5:42pm

She’s too busy plotting the downfall of the Imperial tyrants and the coming of the Star-Gods to be busy doing romantic things, sorry

Vixí-argent-dawn · May 23, 2024, 5:43pm

This is basically just Xena

Blythan-argent-dawn · May 23, 2024, 5:45pm

Yes, which is why it’s odd that people struggle to understand how to do this.

Aerilen-argent-dawn · May 23, 2024, 5:49pm

Witch Elves.

Koralash-argent-dawn · May 23, 2024, 6:00pm

okay fine i’ll try a hellebron campaign

Blythan-argent-dawn · May 23, 2024, 6:08pm

Not what we were talking about but there should totally be more elves in really big witch hats.

Vixí-argent-dawn · May 23, 2024, 6:10pm

I like my witch hats to be absolutely enormous and about three times the size of the witch herself.

Perfect asthetic.

Aerilen-argent-dawn · May 23, 2024, 6:12pm

That’s just a witch sleeping bag.