PTR Spoiler/Discussion Thread (Part 1)

Me going to Tel’Abim

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But we already picked up the Golden Banana in MoP, which just PROVES that Blizzard had this in mind like 10 years ago. Anyone who says otherwise has just not been paying attention. Everything has been pointing to the Tel’Abim expansion all along.

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You can read Blizzard like an open book these days tbh.

Nah nah nah. My man you’re not seeing the big picture here. The bananas ARE the plan. The Jailer has heard the legends of the delicious and juicy Tel’Abim bananas all across the cosmos but had no way of getting any.

UNTIL NOW

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ah yes… the Banana of the First Ones

so the Jailer is a 9gagger basically

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Don’t utter that word in here.

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Get yourself some bacta, Dodger.

wow reusing hearthstone content again smh https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/hearthstone_gamepedia/images/d/d9/Golden_Kobold%2827212%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20190901153909

Ahh, the Kaminoan Bacta. Come on to Kamino, try something new. There are no words…

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Bro I wouldn’t trust the Kaminoan’s. They’ll install a chip into your brain that will activate at a specific word. You can’t do anything as your body calmly begins deleting your lore files from your computer… And before you know it, you’ll be mumbling about Runescape lore.

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Hearthstone: the Crossroads was more WoW than Shadowlands.

:frowning:

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See the thing about Saradomin is that even though he’s the God of Wisdom and portrayed as generally a god of all that is good, he’s actually lowkey an evil god. In this essay I’ll demonstrate how his Temple Knights were actually once the Zarosian secret police, the Ordo Templi Zaros…

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And the next one we’re getting is just Stormwind.

Crazy idea that, making an entire expansion about an existing place and characters that we’re familiar with an have an attachment to.

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The Stormwind trailer did a very good job at almost convincing me to resubscribe to WoW tbh.

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Yeah it was honestly profoundly naive of me to think you wouldn’t have encyclopedic levels of knowledge about Runescape as well.

I know literally everything

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Alright smarty pants, tell me this:

Does Skyrim really belong to the Nords?

No. Nords are colonisers who murdered the natives to steal the land, so it was never theirs to begin with. Also the “Skyrim belongs to the Nords” is Stormcloak PR, and the whole rebellion is backed by the Aldmeri Dominion to weaken the Empire which had spent the last 25 years rebuilding its scorched infrastructure to gear itself for another war that would destroy the Dominion. Divide the Empire’s attention with the rebellion and Dominion gets more room to breathe in the arms race. There’s correspondence in the Dominion Embassy which implicates Ulfric as a Dominion asset.

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The Reach belongs to the Reachmen :fist::pensive:

local elf blows the deadly skyrim civil war wide open with fresh revelations of stormcloak collusion with the thalmor and exposing the dark and troubled past of the nord colonisers

more at 10

Talos Tiber Septim also wasn’t a nord