The Gnomes Need Your Help 🤒

They are running out of time

they need our help to fight off the garden gnomes

For that they will need your parents credit card number with the security code on the back.

Hurry!

They dont have much time!


Note: If the thread is against CoC just unlist it please xD

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gnomes are just naked mole rats.
Vulpera are far superior.

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Yes, true but hear me out… Mechanical naked mole rats!

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No the only thing that you’re good for is to become a nice kebab

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I feel that dastardly and muttley would approve.

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I’ll pop your bubble and pee in your backpack. :hocho:

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That’s it! Equips my knives GET OVER HERE!

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This should be investigated by Gnomeland Security

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I’m sure Symy want to help those poor little gnome :smile:

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stomps on the gnomes
There i am helping ending thier suffering

Oh no!
Your furious stomping and fumping has attracted SAND GNOMES!!!

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Will the nightmare never end…

Lies, all kinds of Gnomes are welcome in our ranks.

The only place gnomes belong IS as a garden gnome.

Keep the runts in their place with their fishing rods.

You shouldn’t be saying that if you value your kneecaps.

I’m dead. Easily replaced.

Buys a lot of fishing rods

Can’t reach the balls?

Thrall’s balls?

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He doesn’t have any. That’s the gist of the phrase imo.

Do not help the gnomes! I repeat: do not help the gnomes!