Grab a mop! Grab a bucket! We’re cleaning out those boss-droppings!
We’re building a tight-knit guild for people who want to raid and run keys at a decent pace, without the whole “Perfection, or your life is a lie”-vibe.
The goal is to play well, get better over time, and still enjoy logging in instead of it feeling like a performance review.
We’re aiming for about 35 bucket operators 
, so there’s not too many of us but also not too few.
Raiding
Wednesday & Sunday
21:00 – 23:00
We’re going for Ahead of the Curve.
The idea is that we’re kinda serious, but not “one mistake and you’re exiled to the Void” serious. Our cleaning crew will sit around 15–25 people, so if someone has real life stuff going on, the whole group doesn’t just sit there staring at some dragon from a distance, making the dragon all confused. 
We will wipe. Probably more than once. Wiping part of the brand.
Mythic+
Keys happen throughout the week.
Push until something goes wrong, briefly question your life choices, then immediately queue again like nothing happened.
No pressure, just controlled chaos and steady improvement disguised as “we totally meant to do that.” 
Guild vibe
We’re aiming for a place where people make jokes, help each other out and don’t lose their mind over mistakes.
If you’re into raid yelling, ego contests, “link logs or leave”, we will throw a bucket of soapy water at your face. Inclusive is very welcome here, toxicity very much isn’t.
Leadership is shared between a few people, and if something actually matters, we’ll just drag the whole guild into it and vote like responsible adults (or at least pretend to).
What qualifies you to hold a featherduster?
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show up when you can
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aim to improve without being weird about it
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handle a wipe without writing a thesis on whose fault it was
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understand that real life exists (We know, we also want life to be more like a fantasy landscape where sneezing fireballs is real.)
If you want a smaller group where you can raid, run keys, and not feel like you’re clocking in, you’ll probably fit in fine.
If you’re looking for cutting-edge progression and zero mistakes… Don’t slip on the wet floor on your way out.
Find us on Discord if you’re interested!
/D3H9ZV98yu
