A GOBLIN WHO CAN SPELL ! 
brewfest classic
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Dad humour, eh.
Best not start that. I’m sure we’ll regret it as Pandaren…
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That would be pandering.
In Pandaria, what do you call an alcoholic Pandaren?
Neighbour.
A Pandaren goes to a doctor for a check up.
The doctor runs the usual checks and shakes their head.
“Doctor, is there a problem?” The Pandaren asks.
“Oh dear me.” The doctor tuts “Well, your BMI is dangerously high, to be frank, you drink way too much alcohol and let’s not even get started on your diet…and also theres the reports about you jumping from dangerous heights a lot as well!”
“Okay doc, so when are you going to tell me what the problem is?” The Pandaren replies.
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Well no wonder there are no Tauren mages.
Low blow.
Then again: Gnome. To be expected.
Careful, they may scratch your hooves.
Gnomes don’t scratch things. It ruins their fingernails. You see they’re all about the little details.
To most people this would be a tiny issue but obviously from a gnomish perspective that’s comparatively a really big deal.
Pandaren don’t need jokes because they were the joke
Big talk coming from someone in perfect ankle-stabbin’ height…
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- Why did the gnome cross the road?
- A Tauren punted him.
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This joke will work better on orvs
here : MageGO
a fat wizard … cos hes always gobblin sweeties
How does a druid cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
A goblin Mage? The fire starter obviouisly 
They do love their explosions
A Pandaren gives a urine sample to the doctor. The doctor says “you do realise this sample is 100% proof - what have you got to say for yourself??”
The Pandaren says “Cheers, i will have a double shot of it!!”
classic for sure
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