I’m not usually one for violence, but where goblins are concerned, i’ll happily spam heals on the guy who has been mysteriously commissioned to wail on you, presumably because of your blatant disrespect of the land, fraud, fashion crimes, shady dealings, with goblins it’s very hard to keep track of all the reasons.
Hey, hey, hey!
I do neither of those.
I make bombs for my own amusement against my enemies, sure.
But I don’t sell 'em!
Continue with this racism and I’ll have to throw the hamburger bomb at your bum.
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Don’t mind me, i’m just healing folks. You should be concerned about the mysterious assailant. Besides bombing a nice old tauren priestess is not good for one’s reputation.
I’d heal you as well, I just don’t have Binding Heal talented, you know how it is. Spells these days, it’s all about “pick me” or “how about me” so much variety! I remember a time when Greater Heal is all you needed to keep a grunt up and fighting.
Anyway, i’m sure I can spare you a kodomilk toffee to patch you up if you feel that bad about things afterwards.
starts bashing the goblin as the tauren heals him
Because gnomes deserves nothing better.
First, we slay every undead, demon and whatnot, then this ol’ Orc gonna make good on your name through the inevitable scorching of the puny pigskin.
Going back to the roots of Orc versus Human.
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Greenskin
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Greenskin
Inferior intellect.
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Like your name your story will now be… unfinished.
His existence is an insult to me.
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Tubri’s GF had a relation no more.
He went out on 2 wheels and came back on four.
He was peeved at the comment and he could not see…
During his cycling sessions his face met a tree.
But there was someting odd for something was done.
His brakes were cut by the green mean one.
throws away some wire-shears
Oops…
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And yet, the one scorned was reborn as something far more powerful.
He sought out the pompous boob.
Tracked him to a dark alley he did.
And thus struck at him.
With a struggle and a battering, did he overpower him.
And wrapped his hands around the green one’s squishy throat.
Slowly strangling the life out of him, and then dropping him to the ground with a soft thud.
No one will miss you, you worthless husk.
(No seriously, I really do not like you.)
Unmatched levels of salt and pettiness
With tehya being the dongle… we together would be one damn trap… that you keep walking into.
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Step aside you muscle-bound snotrag! Chipfuse has a Goblin to slay.
Why you ask?
Because he’s a member of the lesser engineering species, and he couldn’t match your rhyming, and his player has some seriously flawed sense or morality, that’s why!
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You seem mean.
I have no better reason. 
I want your tusks
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Because killing the first incarnation wasn’t enough.
Because I knew a guy named Lukas once, and he was a whiny lil poop.
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crushes the goblin as he tries to roll towards her but instead rolls over her and then shoots the wall while it was aimed at the goblin
Wow excu- aww fel, missed again.
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Blood is blood. And you seem to have enough. * beckons Sindri over*