I most surely would
âA new streak of absolute black is woven into the the elven tapestry. Torn, and torn again after only misfortune. Care to share tales with a cup that contains the air of the summits of Kunlai, the deepest dampest corner of the Jade Forest?â
After a gentle un-rushed sip, he continues, âOr a good pick-me-up coffee? Yes, I have been introduced to that too.â He smiles.
Nah even sure Iân I could pick ja up even with a coffee, so nah.
eyes the Pandaren before muttering
Need a magic forkliftâŚ
Letâs⌠not talk about this again, shall we?
Good
When Kaluâcha notice who she been matched with she simply starts a laughing fit, falling to the ground and rolls, letting out a few ouches as she does, but manage to muster out a few words.
âDe⌠elf⌠'oo⌠QueenâŚâ
No more is said, but she does manage to shake her head to decline before being removed from the establishment.
âAbsolutely not. Feelings of romantic attachment for my kind tend to result in tragedy. I would prefer any unfortunate soul who would seek my attention in such a way would be disappointed now, rather then later.â
ITâS A YES FROM ME.
I am all Yours, come here baby.
Oh what a lovely name!
Letâs Elune⌠Eâlune? 's shadow hides uss from the word
"You know that this will not work out. Letâs be reasonable and stop this madness. Oh⌠madness. I guess that thatâs what you like⌠"
Shalim casts immolation aura to disperse the incoming shadows.
âNo no no. There will be no mindgames today. Let me leave.â
Quickly runs away.
I longed for you thousands of years. You left with other Illidari and I had no choice but to wait⌠This time is over now. Come to me handsome! <3
Thyrellas frowns a bit
"Isnât the Ilidari a quite recent⌠hmm⌠fad?
Anyhow, I would lie If I would say there isnât some⌠temptation in your life style, Iâve heard about the âalmost naked, dressed only in some face and body paint and some leavesâ huntresses of the Kaldorei, passionate and savage⌠real Amazons of the deep dark forests
So⌠soâŚ
âŚprimitve
Yet alluring
But alas, we are too different, I am a noble from Suramar, part of House Stelleris and youâŚ? Ahh my dear, I could civilize you, Iâm sure, but then you wouldnât be same anymore who tempted me with her wildness
Leave my sight dear, or I would have to order my body guards to chain you, give you a collar andâŚ
âŚhm⌠on the other hand, that option is tempting too
Darlings, bring her to me⌠"
She smiles while sipping sweet Arcwine from her glass
Sinâdorei magistrix turned her head and watched as beautiful Shalâdorei sipped her wine, full of grace.
âWhen I came to Suramar as the Regent Lordâs envoy for the first time, I already heard stories about your city.â - thought Aphranas. âIt seemed Iâm going to a dark place endangered by foes from all sides and yet I found it to be thriving, full of life, as if it never grew old.â
As the Nightborne guards put the poor Kalâdorei huntress in shackles, Aphranas noticed a grin of satisfaction on Thyrellasâ face.
âAnd yet I thought worse about you, that isolation made you stagnate for millenia. But you prospered and lived your lives to the full. Like we used to in QuelâThalas, before the Scourge came.â
Magistrix shrugged away sad memories of her kin and family falling one by one from the cold, undead hands of the Lich Kingâs minions.
âI miss that life. Times when I could go on a party at one of the spires with a friend and we landed in bed next to two other Highborne, who drank their wine one bottle after another, as if the world would end tomorrow. We made love and they laughed, for the situation was comedic⌠yet our passion remained true. I miss that life.â
Shalâdorei brought the huntress up to Thyrellasâ balcony and the two began talking. Aphranas watched them from a safe distance of the little, elegant innâs window.
âThe time everything was at my handâs reach, boys so eager, girls bristling with happiness, and IâŚâ
Suddenly, Sinâdorei got up from her chair. She left a piece of silver for the waiter and quickly walked away from the inn, her steps bringing her closer and closer to the noble Shalâdoreiâs door.
-I was more focused - whispered Aphranas to herself - I knew what I want and I took it. Now I want you. I want you badly. They took you away from me, but they will never do it again.
âLifeâ - she thought, knocking at the door. âI want to feel alive again.â
After seeing Aphranas quickly leave the inn, in pursuit of the Nightborne. Erah nods his head in disapproval as she was his next round of date.
âPssh, her loss, I was going to show her the abs of Kalimdor and maybe, just maybe, my popping biceps, but too bad for her I guess.â
ââI am not interested in something like a biceps or a popping biceps. If this is the only thing you have to show off then I would say that you would be a good attraction at the darkmoon faire. Otherwise? Sorry. I am more interested in people with a brain and not muscles. Fashion might be relevant as well⌠and perhaps arcane knowledgeâŚââ
((Sorry, but I had too!))
âEeeeeey! I do eet mon! Cha! I like dem blueberry elfs! Dey seem like a gooâ bunch! Nice thighs, chu know? She be sayinâ she wanted somebody witâ a brain? Well I got two! Canât beat dat! Un in mâhead and un in mah soul! Chahahaha! Iâd protect her from dem big dummies! Châknow what I mean? Nothinâ moâ tough den treatinâ a womon witâ RESPECT!â Juhâjuh cracks his knuckles and proceeds to flex
âAs foâ fashion? Aaaaaaa! I goddit covered! Jeck me out! Need I say moâ? As fo- Arcane knowledge? Shieeeeet⌠I dun tink dis gonâ work out. I donâ know a ting 'bout magic outside da bedroomâŚâ He shakes his head in dissapointment
âDang monâŚâ
âI must admit, some nasty long forgotten urges are rising when I see you âmonâ. Like the urge to kill. Or mutilate. Or remove your head, clear it of flesh and display as a trophy⌠or a warning to any Troll who dare to call us âbluerry elfââ
She hisses, like a cat
"I suggest appologize to Stellanoctis or Iâm afraid I have to test several of my theories about the regenerative capabilites of Troll bodyparts, especially a certain body part that will be ripped off⌠Oh! And forget the date âmonâ!
âAaaaaah! Chu one of dem kinkiaâ gals? Eh? Ooooooh! I gotcha! I gotcha! I see whatchu mean! Hahaha! Like dem bloodeh trolls in Nazâmir! Donâ worry Mrs. âNot a blueberry elfâ! Ya secret be safe witâ me! Still though⌠not into dat stuff mâself. A bit too goreh for my likinâ Gonna have to decline aswell. Is notchu! Is me!â Juhâjuh withdraws from the scene. Clearly he didnât listen to the second part.
(Feel free to skip if you want!)
-By the Light! A âblind dateâ was never more appropriate of a saying than in this moment⌠- Grazhka sighs at Juhjuhâs sight (although smiling sympathetically) and switches the table immediately.
âOh my! This is⌠a bit awkwardâŚâ
Zymara smiles nervously
âErr⌠could we restrain ourselves and try not to kill each other with primodial forces of the universe and just, well, enjoy a nice date and some talbuk stake? Iâm not that bad you know! Well Iâm am, but in a good way! TruceâŚ? Peace?â
She offers a seat and pors some sweet wine
Rush eyes the priest in disappointment, regarding her much as he would a gnomish train wreck.
âIâm not single, butâŚno. Just no. No offense, of course.â