Human, What happened to the good Polysprocket?
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Sucks for people that rolled one of those races then. Guess their visit in Azeroth will be really short and end up in some gutter somewhere. Possibly they would also end up to be a quest mob when they start losing their mind. Sounds fun.
Suddenly playing undead doesn’t seem that bad.
The rest of the races I don’t see it to be much problems with, sure you might have some severe balance issues if you turn into one of the animal races, but I’m sure most people will learn soon enough how to handle the differences.
But not having magic or being able to learn it is a big deal though.
Sure it would be possible to perhaps go for one of the classes that have the least amount of magic in their toolkit… which would be… warriors and rogues I guess. As a warrior I think one wouldn’t have a fear, as rogue no stealth, vanish or cloak since I assume they all have some sort of magical source.
In both cases it would take a fair amount of training and it would take some time before one should even consider going outside the cities walls, and even then one would be a weak version of those classes.
Well, you can try to run at the spider and see if you can run it out of breath, I on the hand will use my running skills to get away from the spider. Maybe I can return and save you from this fate:
Or maybe… I can hire some brave heroes of azeroth to save you. I might be able to scrape together a couple of silver as a reward.
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O.O my dreams of being a blood elf merchant has been shattered!
Afaik, the blood elves / nightborne need mana to survive and there are ways to adapt, nightbornes will get it easy since they joined at the end of legion when they were cured of the mana addiction, blood elves will get abit of a hard mode.
Aslong as they manage to get mana crystals they should be fine, does the blood elven government supply those? or is it something that the bloodelves must pay for? I’d definitely see a lot of blood elf mains becoming beggars and losing their minds! this could spell a really grim fate for blood elfs!
Well, being undead also means you are necromantically enhanced! so you get abit of a power up in terms of physical power, the downside is you would have dulled feelings and be always decaying, a cool thing that many people forget about is that the forsaken society really take really good care of eachother.
You can see forsaken helping eachother get patched up and deal with the decaying part, so essentially the forsaken players get both cursed and blessed, cursed with undeath and prejudice from other races but blessed with a family of murder buddies that takes care of itself!
Fun fact, humans used to use the element of fear to safely hunt down predators.
I think it would be really cool if we get a practical hero that doesn’t rely on big magics and stuff, fire for spiders, mind games on fearsome beasts, holy water and holy enchanted equipment for unholy enemies, Think Goblin slayer, Van helsing, Batman, Sherlock holmes etc.
There’s no rule that says you can’t be a hero without having super powers, isn’t batman the strongest hero in DC universe ?
Updated models happened.
Didn’t feel like Polysprocket anymore.
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Oki, he was a good Gnome 
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Hardly, he was always grumpy. 
Maybe he’ll come back someday, you’ll never know.
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Too late - corrupted blood mark II has arrived
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If i’m like i am in real life. Run… run very fast. run very fast away from the bears. then probably run into hogger…
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Since i don’t have any powers but the knowledge of history of WoW. I guess i go to the King to warn him of what is to come, of course i’m right and then he takes me in as an advisor and elevate my status i guess? I don’t know if being an advisor gets you paid but i would ask a favour from the King after he completely trusts me to send me to Dalaran to learn magic.
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Hey Orc! You can’t post my rl video without permission 
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Being a blood elf female as a main, I’d find the nearest mail box and start shaking that money maker. Need to start somewhere.
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Apologies, Mr. Bastard 
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Oki, this time I forgive you 
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Open a brothel staffed entirely by male blood elves, earn my millions and retire somewhere sunny
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Actually I’ll have you know I’ll get fat.
Worth it…
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Now that I think of it, many people would appreciate the change of body type.
I know many people stuck with being skinny and unable to put on weight/muscles, it would be a welcome change for many to get a power body type 
First customer being " that kind of orc 
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Knowing the orcs, I think you’d sooner find rocks being thrown at you before a creepy undead pays you some money to follow home for… dinner
A stranger appears out of know where, with knowledge of the future and warnings of a grim fate, the last time this happened was with a known messenger ( medivh ) and the alliance ignore him, what about a powerless human with no magic!? how’d you convince them before they take you for a heretic and a doomsayer? would you even get close enough?
I go to Halfhill and assist with the farm.
Good food, a brewery, and nothing is coming to kill the citizens. This is where my squishy body is going to live the longest.
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Can I at least have my Monk abilities (i.e martial artistry and chi)?
Because I find the idea of being some guy (or I guess some girl seeing as my current main is my avatar, groovy) who travels around, gets drunk and rattles off tales about how a really big man is going to stab Silithus without being completely defenceless.
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I’m a girl now, time to find a mirror and do a ‘‘medical test’’.
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Well, I guess with my new body I could at least run away pretty fast from things that want to eat me! Maybe I could even scare away some of the smaller ones with a good growl or something.
Aside from that, there are a few ways I could try to pursue:
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The safest route: Go to Moonglade and try to become a Druid, or (if that shapeshifting thing doesn’t work out), apply as an assistant or something.
– Pros: The probably safest place on Azeroth, peace and quiet, close to nature
– Cons: TOO close to nature, probably vegan diet (sad wolf noises), boring as heck -
The still pretty safe route: Go to the safest place on Pandaria and join a monastery, eventually getting accustomed with their way of life and hopefully live a peaceful life myself.
– Pros: Always good food, having extremely chill people around
– Cons: Very rigid rules to live by, no fun allowed -
The adventurous route: Go to Dalaran and try to find a way back to the real world with the help of the mages there. In exchange, provide them information about what great dangers lie ahead.
– Pros: Prospect of going back, probably earning an important role amongst the greatest mages of Azeroth
– Cons: Could become the target of some subversive baddie leading to an early death -
The inventive route: In a world where even the greatest inventors create half their stuff with parts they don’t understand themselves (“give me that humming gizmo and I’ll slam it in there - should work!”), I’ll work amongst the Gnomes and use my technological prowess to further advance the capability (and reliability!) of theirs!
– Pros: Using my real life knowledge for something cool and universally beneficial, getting to ride my own mech, highest prospect of getting rich with mounts that everyone wants
(Maybe create a dimensional portal that allows sustained travel between Azeroth and our world?! - Medivh, stop making me type that! - Unless…?)
– Cons: Having to take a crapload of precautions to not get zapped, burned, blasted, or transformed in a multitude of horrible ways
Having thought about that now, I’ll probably go with the last option. Seems to be the coolest way to spend my time! And should I lose a limb, I heard you can even get replacements nowadays! 
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