SEUCHEN-ALARM
Durch die längeren Weeklys werde ich gezwungen, meine aktuelle Minimalbeschäftigung, während ich abwarte, ob die schlechte Praxis mit den Vorbestellerkarten Schule macht, auf einen größeren Zeitraum auszudehnen. Hätte Blizzard aber mal lieber nicht machen sollen. Mein Adlerauge der Grammatik & Orthografie hat nämlich eine drastische Verschlimmbesserung der deutschen Übersetzung identifiziert.
Es fängt mit vergessenen Satzzeichen, einfachen Tipp- und Formatierungsfehlern an, wächst sich zu falsch geschriebenen und übersetzten Namen aus, eskaliert zu falsch geschriebenen Keywords und gipfelt in komplett un- und missverständlichen Kartentexten.
Ich habe 148 Karten identifiziert, die von der Seuche der schlechten Übersetzung befallen wurden. Einige von ihnen waren schon immer schlecht übersetzt, aber es sind viele neue Patienten dazugekommen (Titans, Festival, Coreset), darunter auch welche, die eigentlich als geheilt angesehen waren und nun einen Rückfall erlitten haben (Ödland)
Eine genaue Diagnose im Stil von Dr. House liefere ich später, zunächst geht es nur darum, festzustellen, wie schlimm der Befall ist. Mit 148 Karten haben wir auf jeden Fall genug Karten, um eine ganze Erweiterung als befallen anzusehen. Wenn wir von einer maximalen Standardrotation mit 6 Erweiterungen + Coreset (der Einfachheit halber als 2 Erweiterungen gewertet) ausgehen, dann ist ein ACHTEL aller Karten infiziert!
Uns fehlen aber noch 2 Erweiterungen in diesem Jahr, also sind ein SECHSTEL aller Karten im Spiel falsch
Die Dunkelziffer ist wahrscheinlich sogar noch höher, da ich nur einen schnellen Überblick vorgenommen habe und nicht jede Karte akribisch mit ihrem einzig wahren englischen Original verglichen habe
Unten seht ihr die Patienten, die ich aufgesammelt habe
Todesritter (8)
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100611-fistful-of-corpses
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/99959-pile-of-bones
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101265-crop-rotation
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101376-corpse-farm
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100619-maw-and-paw
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/111315-corpse-bride
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100616-harrowing-ox
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101375-reska-the-pit-boss
DH (8)
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100361-oasis-outlaws
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100367-bartend-o-bot
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100365-parched-desperado
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100369-load-the-chamber
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100296-snake-eyes
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100358-blindeye-sharpshooter
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100362-fan-the-hammer
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/98652-gunslinger-kurtrus
Druide (8)
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101051-splish-splash-whelp
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101054-rehydrate
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101563-contaminated-lasher
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101052-spinetail-drake
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101978-desert-nestmatron
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101053-dragon-golem
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101055-rheastrasza
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101057-fye-the-setting-sun
Jäger (6)
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100171-sneaky-snakes
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101950-ten-gallon-hat
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100172-silver-serpent
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101953-starshooter
Magier (12)
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/99221-cryopreservation
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101462-heat-wave
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101874-stargazing
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101849-azerite-vein
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/103347-spot-the-difference
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101939-reliquary-researcher
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101880-taethelan-bloodwatcher
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101873-overflow-surger
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/98136-inquisitive-creation
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101875-blastmage-miner
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/103354-the-galactic-projection-orb
Paladin (9)
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/96910-x-1-repairbot
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101109-showdown
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100284-hi-ho-silverwing
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101142-lay-down-the-law
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100124-spirit-of-the-badlands
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100118-holy-cowboy
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100230-lawful-longarm
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100285-the-badlands-bandits
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101162-living-horizon
Priester (10)
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/102054-holy-springwater
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/98434-grace-of-the-highfather
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/108518-purifying-power
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/102052-pip-the-potent
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/102051-invasive-shadeleaf
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/98248-serenity
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101382-tram-heist
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/104999-posse-possession
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101110-swarm-of-lightbugs
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101958-thirsty-drifter
Schurke (12)
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100937-bloodrock-co-shovel
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100936-stick-up
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100943-shell-game
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/97640-kajamite-creation
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/95377-one-hit-wonder
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101133-bounty-wrangler
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/97109-coppertail-snoop
Velarok
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759051070739316781/1230640043660542003/image.png?ex=66340dda&is=662198da&hm=36372625189210ffa18143e25a9f1e6e2b11c890227d60f1c9318493365ca68e&
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/103346-the-crystal-cove
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100944-drilly-the-kid
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/97915-lab-constructor
Schamane (10)
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/102061-amphibious-elixir
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100291-trusty-companion
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100016-minecart-cruiser
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/102463-incredible-value
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/99961-doctor-hollidae
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/103080-shudderblock
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/105473-wish-upon-a-star
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/102059-giant-tumbleweed
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100288-skarr-the-catastrophe
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101482-walking-mountain
Hexenmeister (15)
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/98030-chaotic-consumption
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101464-smokestack
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/102148-fracking
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/106652-endgame
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101269-disposal-assistant
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/102903-furnace-fuel
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101271-sludge-on-wheels
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/103462-trolley-problem
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101045-tentacle-tender
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101513-encroaching-insanity
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101270-waste-remover
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/102904-moarg-drillfist
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/104852-game-master-nemsy
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/103463-tram-conductor-gerry
Krieger (11)
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100540-misfire
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101264-unlucky-powderman
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101480-blast-charge
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/92340-roaring-applause
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100114-reinforced-plating
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100062-detonation-juggernaut
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/97700-trial-by-fire
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100537-blast-tortoise
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/104528-deepminer-brann
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100546-badlands-brawler
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101367-boomboss-thogrun
Neutral (39)
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101021-chaotic-tendril
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100101-miracle-salesman
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/97053-victorious-vrykul
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101272-tram-mechanic
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101483-dryscale-deputy
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101476-flint-firearm
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/98704-greedy-partner
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101971-bunny-stomper
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100113-howdyfin
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/98701-horseshoe-slinger
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/98762-kobold-miner
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101871-saloon-brewmaster
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/111471-wandmaker
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/102001-whelp-wrangler
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/105495-floppy-hydra
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/102170-gaslight-gatekeeper
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/97853-melted-maker
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/102171-high-noon-duelist
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101968-linedance-partner
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101549-ogre-gang-outlaw
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/95464-remixed-musician
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/98769-bounty-board
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/95935-cyclopian-crusher
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101093-azerite-chain-gang
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/95405-speaker-stomper
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/102799-nostalgic-gnome
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101550-ogre-gang-rider
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/98750-rowdy-partner
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100103-snake-oil-seller
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/102129-dang-blasted-elemental
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/98768-burrow-buster
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101551-ogre-gang-ace
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/105489-workshop-janitor
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101555-kingpin-pud
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/101969-sunspot-dragon
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/97406-prison-of-yogg-saron
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/100234-azerite-giant
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/102902-thunderbringer
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/cards/103471-reno-lone-ranger
Eventuell müsste man noch eine Anamnese des wilden Spielmodus erheben, aber nach allen Regeln der Triage müssen wir erst mal Standard behandeln