Be careful, people might not catch the joke. :)))))
Especially the ones driven mad by the fabled Berserker axe :))). But you know…he isn’t unlucky…there is a conspiracy and Blizz intentionally modified the loot tables for him for shining light on the loot bug. 
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How can something that doesn’t exist be a meme
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That is obviously another mysterium, added to the berserker axe legend…
But hey, to give a real and specific answer: THE LOOT IS BUGGED!!!
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Report Zaman for trolling and spreading misinformation.
I got thousands of shaco’s and all of them were rare and magic.
RNG states that I should atleast have had 1 harlequin crest by now by those numbers and I’ve got about, hmmm let me check, 420 hours played.
Screenshot saved by radeon software.
Edit: I did count about 10.000 cathan seal rings, which is impossible to get within the timespan of 420 hours according to RNG.
Or, we live in that reality where Kazachstan starts the world war. Praise the lord and praise allah, who tf is jaweh?
10k cathan rings… sure you found one every two minutes.
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Can you elaborate please? 
You might be on to something, because I also got 69 Angelic Wings in roughly 420 hours. There must be something going on! 
P.S. I’ll have what your smoking… 
By the way…at least this you bring to the table a much more refined trolling approach. 
Call Zaman on his real name: “Zero A MAN the cippie one”
yes, shall be blocked by Blizzard, be carefull, at a moment he cursed my family… still was not suspended by Blizzard, strange…
you can ignore it, I added him, Rahtgaz and few others to ignore list so at least can not see their stupid childish posts.
Please tell Danutz, that my step uncle’s cousin’s third wife has a niece that cleans toilets at Blizz Hq. I have connections!
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Yes because you are affiliated with Blizzard your ip-adress was added to the special droprate list which gives you higher stuff others most likely will never see 
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How do I do that? Just Imbue them together?
Yes. Look up ‘horadric cube recipes’ and check the whole list of what’s possible.
Good place for Andy visage is diablo hell.
Got one last night from Council in Trav. Was like “Eh, cool, at least Emilio gets a new helm. Oops he is dead again, whatev then”.
As with all other things in this game, you have to actively, passionately, with all your heart NOT WANT something and the game will make it rain upon you, time and time again.
Why do you think so many TP scrolls drop everywhere - the game just wants you gone, with nothing new in your stash 
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That’s why for months I only cheered when an el drops and I finally got rewarded with a lucky week. After a long dry season I found this week an Ist, 2x Gul, 2x Vex and a Sur playing only a few cow games a day.
This post jinxed my luck and I am prepared for another year of finding nothing but Sol runes.
I’ve been getting nefarious and rals a lot. I got Andy’s from travical. Also dropped a nice +1 to java sk gc
Just start cheering for every runedrop in areas that can drop them all. You’ll start seeing the rare ones in due time.
Doing 0% mf cows is great for farming runes and bases. Persistence is key.
Haha I love it! That’s what I’ll do from now on!