15 +1 Tips for becoming a Pro-Player starting Season 4.
Diablo season 4 is about to begin. We listened to the most famous players in South Turbekistan to find out what their secrets are, and here is the checklist of champions for you. Get it ready and no one will be able to stop you.
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Food Stocks: Make sure you have a supply of snacks (70-80 servings). Opt for foods that don’t crumble-forget Cheetos, unless you appreciate an orange keyboard. You need four bottles of water, two flasks full of coffee, four Red Bulls.
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Throne Gaming Ergonomic: Invest in a gaming chair that looks like it was stolen from the set of “Game of Thrones,” because reigning over Hell requires regal comfort.
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Technology Check-up: Make sure your PC doesn’t decide to take a vacation right at 7 p.m. Updates, drivers, and a USB key sacrificed to the computer god-just in case.
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Master Plan of Conquest: Write your levelling plan on a sheet of paper and hang it nearby. Mark the points in the tree, where to put the paragon. Be as thorough as if you were preparing a master exam. Organization is half a success.
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Pre-Game Nap: Sleep before the big event as if you were a hibernating bear. You’ll be thankful for those hours of sleep when the sun starts to rise-again.
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Illuminating Setting: The right lighting can mean the difference between an epic session and a visit to the eye doctor. Dim lights, but catacomb atmosphere so you don’t lose focus.
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Team of Heroes: Make sure your allied friends are ready and willing to spend two days in a dark room fighting evil. Kick out those who are not ready, all it takes is one bad apple… And remember: communication is key, especially if it involves yelling “Wait for me!”
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Survival Kit: A pillow for when the butt starts to hurt. Aspirin for headaches. Ointment for wrist pain. Fainting salts to place under the nostrils to deal with moments of drowsiness. Teasers for when every other solution no longer works.
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Motivational Beats: A playlist ranging from “Eye of the Tiger” to “The Final Countdown” to tracks by Ac/Dc to feel the beat pulsing through your veins. But have the Griffin theme song ready to wake you up in the hardest moments.
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Planned Breaks: Remember, even the fiercest warriors must stretch. Mount a pedal board under your desk or alternate a console pad as you walk on a walking mat. Do this or eventually, when you leave the room, you will look like Gollum.
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Digital Hermitage Mode: Disable all cell phone and PC notifications. Set automatic responses like “I’m saving the world from hell demons, I’ll call back.” Will save many relationships. The outside world can wait, Diablo cannot.
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Backup Hardware: A second mouse, second controller, spare batteries, spare keyboard, can be the difference between victory and desperately weeping over the rubble of broken equipment.
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Support Team: Notify friends and family that you will be in hermit mode for two days. If they need you, if the world ends, if a new virus contaminates the world-it doesn’t matter.
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Streaming Setup: If you want to share your descent into the abyss with the world, make sure everything is in place: working account and perfect Internet bandwidth. Double check, because there is no time for “Oops, the cam was off!”
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Pre-launch ritual: a pro decides first whether to swear or have a zen approach. Don’t improvise, practice first.
And now, +1:
WC Solution: Think of a well-sized bottle, perhaps with funnel and rags to support it. Progress doesn’t stop, ever.