Monkey see monkey rape

Someone just told me to get raped by a monkey after i beat him. I want to help him but i don’t know how to get raped by monkeys. Any ideas?

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go to the zoo while holding a banana with your buttcheeks. ezpz.

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Welcome to general discussion.

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Clearly the voice of experience is talking here :joy:

Genital discussions.

I think it should be easy, you need to establish dominance to an isolated male then let him form a gang, …ohh, wait, that’s for murder rape by monkeys…wait until I get home and get my book

Quite surprised this thread is still alive. mods must be sleeping zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

We have mods in here too?

Yeah… Sleeping… Haha… :sweat_smile:
(Hides the sledgehammer behind my back)