Please devs, give us more face decks

The thing about me is that I love losing. In fact the only thing I love more than losing; is losing to someone with a single digit IQ and a face deck. I love nothing more than the oppressive presence of death knights, undead priests and spell facehunter. It feels so good that no matter what you do, these decks will guarantee you being oppressed from turn one, extremely sticky board presence, massive spell damage and stacking deathrattles, answers to every possibility and they will put all kinds of crap in your deck essentially destroying any draw utility you have. The desperation of playing against these is absolutely thrilling, but it is not enough I want more. I want more decks like this that even a rabid chimp riding a lawn mower could operate to legend. Please remove all thinking and hard things like math from the game completely, because with hard concepts like addition and subtraction might make my opponent lose. Because LOSING IS FUN!!4! And I want to have all the fun.

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Appreciate your sense of humour and I agree, no longer can we just build a powerful deck and just fire broadsides at each other until one player keels over and sinks. It is all sequences and spell power now. I have been playing for some years now and have quite a good selection of cards, but at 82 I find it challenging to work out these sequences so I admit to going on line to find winning decks. Not so much fun but at least I don’t get destroyed quite so often. Good luck.

could some manz give me some easy face dekz please blud??? need to rank up quicktime

As this is not the first time writing this, I need to reply with the same message for the people who don’t know.

There’s a simple answer for the popularity of face/aggro decks, where you play cards on curve and just go face.
Look what’s happening around you, europe, north america, testosterone is dropping, young people are failures irl, can’t get good paying jobs, depression, substance abuses, failed relationships, lgbtq+++, blm and other mental illnesses, child castration, cost of living crisis, low disposable income…

I could carry on, however, I do believe you get my point.
So, with all of this happening, people are desperate for something, some ‘good feeling’, they don’t care about forward looking strategies, planning ahead, critical thinking is not something they are familiar with, they are DESPERATE.
Yoloing face on curve is the only thing they’re able to do.

Developers need to be blamed as well, as they haven’t given us the tools to stand against them, as I’ve been thinking lately, they’re the same people described above too?