So a forum regular and a Hearthstone card designer walk into a bar

”Ixnay”
Legendary Priest Minion
6-mana 4/5
Battlecry: Destroy all minions with 2 or less attack and add copies of them to your hand.

You thought I was just some simple cabal shadow priest? Here… LET ME CHANGE YOUR MIND!

Ixnay
Legendary Priest Minion
5 mana 2/2, “can’t be targeted by spells or hero powers
Battlecry: All enemy minions with 2 or less attack attack the enemy hero, then destroy themselves.
Deathrattle: Add an Ixnay to your hand.

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That is far better than anything I could’ve came up with. :joy:

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If I was a card, the only thing relevant was it couldn’t be crafted gold or if it could it would immediately dust back.

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full value I suppose…?

Vlad, the Destroyer
Legendary minion
7 mana 6/6
Can’t be affected by cards that cost less than 7 mana.

Battlecry: Destroy all golden minions on board and gain their stats
Collection Battlecry: If you craft this in golden, automatically disenchant your whole collection and craft all golden wild-only cards.


Vlad, the Creator
Legendary minion
6 mana 7/7

Battlecry: Summon all golden minions that have died this game.
Deathrattle: Ah, heck. Do it again.
Collection Deathrattle: If you disenchant this, disenchant all cards that you crafted since you got Vlad, the Creator and craft all golden wild-only cards.

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I would probably turn my opponent into a Warlock. Like a reverse Renounce Darkness, but without the discount.

Phillybears Curse
Legendary spell
5 mana
Turn your opponents class cards into random Warlock cards

that’s so powerful it should be a quest reward or a hero card with the hero power ‘gain 20 armor’ or something like that

I did one for you as well further up the replies. Why stop at ourselves? Let’s just make an entire custom expansion based on the forums. And make Phillybear’s Curse a 4-mana epic warlock spell, as it’s just too weak the way it was.

Angry Aggro
Common Warrior Minion
0-mana 1/1 Pirate
Doesn’t have Charge
Battlecry: Do nothing but rant about how control decks shouldn’t be in this game.

Necro-ing
Rare Priest Spell, 3-mana
Discover a random friendly minion that died this game and summon it, but also summon a 2/3 Angry Goblin with Taunt for your opponent.

Chaotic Comedy
Epic Mage Spell
10-mana
Choose a minion. Cast random spells until it dies (targets chosen randomly).

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Well i love the spell but the necro thingy is incredible in big priest mirrors

Vlad’s Impaler
Legendary Mage Weapon
1-mana 0/3
Whenever you cast a spell that costs (5) or more, this loses 1 durability.
Deathrattle: Summon Pyros’ final form

Vlad, Forum Pheonix
Legendary Shaman Minion
10-mana 4/12 Elemental
Windfury, Deathrattle: Go dormant. Cast 3 spells to reawaken this minion.

this is hilarious. love it! :smiley:

fixed it

also this would normally be “Choose a minion, cast random spells until it dies (targets chosen randomly)”

btw, this are some of the best fanmade cards I’ve ever seen

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Vlads cake

0 mana 0:2

Battlecry: eat a piece of cake
Deathrattle: get another piece of cake

Text: you may drink Portugiese Whitewhine to it… its anazing

Frog Gorilla Hybrid: Epic 5 Mana 6/6 Neutral Minion.
Taunt. Deathrattle: Add a Banana to your opponent’s hand.

I like it :slight_smile:

Now i want an Artwork :slight_smile:

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:rofl::rofl::sob::rofl:

Not sure if ofended or in tears becsuse its hillerious :thinking:

Looksgoodman
Top kek. :frog: