The never ending babble of Anduin, The Clown

They met where The Makers were awaken. Left of the temple’s entrance was Anduin. All of his body spoke cockiness and this is without mentioning his mouth. He kept taunting the The Thunder King who just ignored the continuous blabber while he stood right of the temple.

Both men’s plans were quite clear. Anduin had the dead with him and if he called enough of them, Amara would come to the rescue. The Thunder King’s plan was even simpler. Green golems, each bigger than the previous one.

The early battle was quite boring, if we ignore the non-stopping spew of nonsense coming from Anduin’s mouth. The Thunder King threw minions at Anduin and Anduin killed them with his holy magic, one by one, sometimes several in one swift movement of his hands. Two Convincing Infiltrators came to Anduin’s help, Emperor Thaurissan soon joined.

The Thunder King wasn’t sure if Anduin would resurrect his dead minions, so he was confused for moments but at some point he decided that full throttle straight ahead at Anduin’s awkwardly childish face was the best possible strategy. Or maybe it wasn’t but someone had to shut him up!

Anduin did the best he could by killing large golems and sending forth Rotten Applebaum’s that could heal him. The only thing between Anduin and a huge Jade army was Thaurissan. Anduin cast a spell a large army of miniatures suddenly filled the battle field. It looked just like a Cloning Gallery Freak Show with mini-Sylvanas, mini-Catrina Muerte, mini-N’Zoth, mini-Obsidian Statues. Anduin cast a Seance spell on the mini-N’Zoth, holding the Old God behind him for later use.

And kept blabbing… The Thunder King called Zentimo… “Is it in your power to Hex those Obsidian Statues?!” Zentino nodded and Hex’ed them. A Lightning Storm cleared the rest and the army of Jades left Anduin almost dead. We know he wasn’t because he kept taunting the King. He taunted him and taunted him and taunted him. And then called N’Zoth. A whole field of Statues, Infiltrators and Applebaums stood now between Anduin and the green army. Not even being so close to dead made Anduin slow down his tongue. But the Jade Lightning did.

Replay below but it doesn’t have half the fun without the emotes. The guy just wouldn’t stop.

Ill read all of those when i got time on Sunday :slight_smile:

dude, two things, would you take the challenge and do one of this for an arena match?
and second, if the thunder king ever needs a real challenge he can always ask me, after all, he claims to be “killer of kings and gods” and I know he can take Anduin, but can he take me?

Of course.

Only one way to know. :slight_smile:

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