Tighten enemy win casino hs!

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Enough to tighten up the opponent victory unfair system stupid casino!Example luck face wine,start coming 8 mana card!CAN RANDOMS!

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Think my universal translator is malfunctioning

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He’s saying that RNG isn’t random, but favors his opponents by giving them the cards they need when they need them, while he gets expensive (8 mana) cards in his starting hand.

And this results in him losing matches not because of either player’s performance, but because of the system.

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I’m impressed that you were able to get that, khisana. It’s like watching a biologist explaining behaviours of weird australian creatures… when you see it, you don’t get it, when the biologist explains, you just go “oh wow! that makes sense now!”

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I get the gist of it now…but I still can’t get my head around this part…it’s just gibberish

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I’m thinking that was his example of a match in which he was facing an aggro deck and got dealt high mana cards in the early turns, so he had nothing to defend himself with.

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Either that or his opponent got really lucky, went face, and now he’s drowning his sorrows with wine…which would go a long way to explain the gibberish actually :stuck_out_tongue:

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hello, weird australian creature here.

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Ok now hes doing it on Purpose…

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STOP casino LOSE GAMES!

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You sure this is the right game for you?

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you sure he wants to talk to anybody here? :wink:

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I dont want him to to talk to anyone but rather to think about the purpose if something in his life that tilts him that much

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Yeah I mean they walk upside down, translating their language is even more confusing

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Ah, you see, now he’s in my area of expertise…

I have reason to believe that he’s having a mental breakdown…

Have any of you guys played Chapter 2 of the Dalaran Heist? His speech pattern reminds me of Erekem :joy:

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Haha, comedy gold. Very nice.

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Does he sound like Erekem to you?
I only recently just got chap2 of heist and looking at the bizarre speech pattern and it reminded me of that round 7 boss.

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No idea what a Erekem is, just the part i quoted made me laugh. Mental breakdown as your area of expertise. I’m still smiling.

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Just play some runs on chap2 if you have it, and you’re bound to come across him. His hero power places a random minion in his deck to the top and gives it +2+2. He counts as a priest and his introductory quote is: “Not… get in way of… flee!” A phrase that popped into my head while reading this madman’s rants.