My silly jokes in losing matches

As you all may know I love to make jokes and remarks on the forums and in game too when something goes a miss.

It’s my way of cooping and staying “positive”

So today I will bring you my most repeated phrazes when someone in my ranked matches does something silly or such.

  • “I hope your girlfriend ain’t jealous of all the free stuff you are giving.”
    I use this remark whenever allies don’t do anything and give away Forts, Camps, Objectives or high pick heroes away.
    This mostly comes from my allies in abillity to respond to a ping or not doing anything but soak minions.

  • “The silent type eh? Strength not included.”
    A remark that is ment for someone in draft that doesn’t prepick nor communicates. I make this remark to get a reaction out of them to know I can guess what they will do.
    Most likely then not… these players pick at the last second to avoid being kicked and whatever it is… it’s random and will not pick whats needed.

  • “Skitzophrenia much?”
    A cheeky remark I use to players who keep changing their pre-picks or pick during the draft. Because they keep changing mostly I am unable to draft along with them. So I make that remark after I ask them to stop changing heroes so I can pick acordingly.
    Most often then not… these players will pick something I am picking at the same time as them… wich ends up in stuff like double support.

  • “The best defense is offense eh?”
    Players who keep engaging when we must defend or when we are low mana.

  • “Compensating for something?”
    …Obvious jab at players who only pick one hero and their hero carries a large weapon.

  • “It speaks!!”
    Used mostly on a player who never talked during draft or game till he died and started flaming their allies. Though no one asked for their pick.

  • “Wow a talking Fetus!”
    …Whenever someone brings in the “Kid” quotes. It’s funny considering my age and mental disability.

I have a few other ones but they are more edgey then these. And can probaly get me banned for racism as they are jokes related to certain countries. (Not just one) Though friends I have from those countries find them hilarious.

Now if you find these quotes toxic. I will say… “Eh to each their own”
I only make them to brighten the mood for myself and anyone who accepts it.

But in my opinion… If I can’t have fun winning, might as well have abit of fun losing. And sure it’s mocking my allies…But it’s in my opinion in a stand up comedian fashion.

Eitherway if it’s toxic… acording to policies. Then it’s gonna be hard finding that line where it’s good or bad. Eitherway rate them as you like.
Most of these jokes only fall to people I party with anyway these days XD
Aka people who I friended.

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I like this one cuz it suits me.

But generally looks like you are some kind of edgelord with non-traditional sexual orientation.

Throw me a friend invite, I think we will get a long just fine.

Today I have an urge to play Tassadar in all games, be it right or wrong pick I will pick him today.

An edge lord with a non-tradional sexual orientation? XD Talk about going far.

Honestly I am more a goofball who is rather annoyed that people keep doing stuff without thinking it through… Cause normally I am that guy o.O

And that’s why we will only play quick match with you till we get a strategy down then we take it to ranked. I am not saying Tassa is bad…okay he is bad at the moment but if you can make him work in a strategy you can play him :wink:
Unless someone bans him for some weird reason. :o

2/2 win loss at the moment

Well, since text can’t convey intonation, you can see my first sentence was to mock myself. So the rest was also kind of a trololo, but good to know u didn’t get it seriously)

I’ve been getting some reports lately for just yoloing with dudes, but due to their poor English, they thought I’m getting on them and trying to insult =_=

I think we should try playing together sometime, been around here for too long. In reply it says “Kotlol2456”, is it the actual nickname and ID in game?

Yep but I need to make room on my friends list. And II need to clean my block list too since that is full too…

Overall I am fine with silliness too :slight_smile:
But I don’t like it if it’s silent and unprovoked after all.
Let’s say if you only want to play Nova and we duo. I will always try to cover the fact that you need someone soaking lanes so you can roam and stack.
Afterall that’s a strategy :slight_smile:
Honestly I don’t care what someone plays as long as they have an idea behind it insted of “LOL RANDOM” or “I JUST WANNA.”
Even my last game I played Lili with a kharazim on my team. We won it pretty easily with my Lili being top healing and top dps XD

8W/3L as tassadar so far :slight_smile:
You know what kind of damage he does when he hits lvl 20 and picks up prism ?
I just proved it.
I ended up using the plasma talent for +75% leech.
Templar, and force wall.
When we finally kited enemy team at the end of lvl 19 we thought we died in a few secs, when the lvl 20 pinged I picked prism, psi storm on enemy team and shield self, we suddenly killed the enemy entire team in 3 secs, and I was near death before I did that.

People underestimate Tassadar but he can seriously deal massive damage once he gets prism. Insane damage.

Lili can deal quite a lot of damage with dragon and still being a very good healer.

Nova doesn’t need to roam. I usually take a lane and stay there and stack without problem (preferably to face some kind of artanis or other non-specialist), especially if you have thrall or azmo who needs stacks fast. It all depends on comp - all you need is not take 2 tanks with nova and then she will be useful.

I presume many of your problems u depicted on forum come from your belief that you know everything about the game and like to command :slight_smile:

Not really. I just don’t want to walk around aimlessly all game as everyone else is doing the same. If there is no plan or lead I get annoyed and do it myself.
And most of the time when I do… and people follow me… we win.
When they stop… they lose…

Don’t get me wrong I only once in a while lose when people follow me.
Sometimes because the execution of the plan went wrong.
Sometimes by my own dumb mistakes.
Sometimes because I didn’t factor in something cause I never expirenced it before.

It’s pretty much even split on that. But most of it is cause no one has timing ideas or the lack of coordination on my team is why most of my games are lost.

Sometimes because of Nova in your team!

This game is dead. Noone cares about players. They just want money.

I remember one game I played Tassadar recently, people moaned about how useless I am etc.

Endgame:
Tassadar most kills, most siege damage, most hero damage, 0 deaths, top xp contrib, only 10k less healing than our actual healer who also did more damage than both of our DPS.

At the score screen I only said:“I’m so useless I get MVP.”

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never seen such a funny person like OP before. really impressive. congratulations for being this funny.

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