Basically someone has to make a wish and then the next person has to say “granted, but…” and then put a twist on it!
For example:
Person A: I wish Symmetra was buffed
Person B: granted but, now everyone plays her so she then gets nerfed into oblivion!
I wish for a Swimsuit Mei skin!
granted, but now she can swim in the rialto river 
“I see this as an absolute win!”
I wish Jeff and Dinoflask went on a romantic date.
Granted, but during the following steamy night of passion Jeff’s buttocks slam on the OW mainframe Keyboard and accidently removes genji from the game and permanently deletes and blocks his code from ever being put back into the game
I wish the Brigitte got a Weapon skin that turns her flail into a pair of Hairy Testicles
Granted but it’s her hairy testicles, she has now become a man!
I wish Widowmaker became a tank!
I can live with that giggidy
Granted, But now her Backside is so large it becomes her “shield” and covers double the space of an orisa barrier
I wish for a cooldown reduction on hammonds adaptive sheild 
Granted, but he no longer has a mech and is just a hamster rolling around the game and has 100 base HP and a cap gun
I- I dont know what to say about that
I wish that during Jeffs night of pleasure he creates an overwatch hero named ‘thicc’ (widows new husband)
Granted, but he looks like the “no lifer” WoW player, from the south park episode "make love not warcraft
I wish the Doom slayer was the next OW hero
Granted, But now her Backside is so large it becomes her “shield” and covers double the space of an orisa barrier
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I see this as an absolute win!
Granted but now he’s in Overwatch there can never be another Doom game!
I want Tracer to also become a tank!
just because of how she really doesn’t fit the role
Works for me
Granted, but she now is fatter than roadhog and moves as slow as rein with his shield up
That’s fine by me!
In fact, an easy to hit, slow and loud Tracer sounds great!
I wish mercy got a buff so she could one shoot people with her blaster just so i could watch the rage explosion on the forums lol 
Granted, but the rest of your team turns in to genjis spamming ”i need healing” while being all over the map
ohh god why…
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