Getting divorced

When one is in a destructive relationship, the best thing to do is just up and leave. This is especially hard when you have kids to worry about. Recently, a couple that have been married since 2010 have decided to split up due to the destructive nature of the partner. This partner was even noted to have other love-interest in its life. The behaviour of the spouse was widely noted by many and for years these people advised this person to just up and leave. Just a few days ago this person took action and decided enough is enough. The kids have been ruined, the family has been ruined and it’s time to move on.

The jerk’s name was Activision and the spouse was of course, Bungee and their weird-a$$ kid called Destiny. Now Blizzard, the first card of this house has fallen and it’s time to get out of this relationship. Move on. Take your children with you. You need not take all their toys with like their Loot Boxes, shiny ponies or rare-but-not-so-rare pets and twinkle drakes. You will start fresh, buy new stuff and live in peace. And maybe all your long lost friends will eventually come back knowing well that you have gotten out of this terrible relationship alive.

Sincerely,
Dr. Phil.
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Bungie. (13 characters required)

I guess they saw the ship sinking and abandoned before they get drown. Wise move Bungie, wise move.

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Thank you very much Pineapple man

I hope you’re referring to Destiny 1.
D2 is still fun af