She dies really quickly but is really hard to hit!
If we could just take her to an all you can eat buffet then she’ll have more health and be easier to hit!
i’d rather not have her got to an all you can eat… she already has bad habits enough with all those doritos and mountain dew…
I think thiccness is an elusive balance few can manage as well as mei 
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Fair point!
let’s give her steroids instead
oh good lord no! that would be terrible! 
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D.va runs at you at full speed with Roadhog arms!
i have a much more fun idea how about if we re-imagine all characters with various anime tropes…
I think d.va should be a cute little loli who get flustered every time she tries to get into her mech and cant because she is to small…
and she needs a pet bunny… also maybe make her a magic girl…
as for Mercy make her a Yandere! lol…
Mei could make a good Yanderar too but she has no love intrests hmmm… not sure about her…
(i may actualyl have to try drawing that lol)
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hog is basically d.va’s recharger…
(get de-meched fire at the big blubbery thing… in an ideal world the hug runs and hide once she is de-meched then teh rest of the team goes on a d.va hunt… but everyone just forgets her lol)
(lol now i wanna 3d print a roadhog inspired enclosure for a usb charger X3 and re-style my smart phone to have a d.va theme X3… oh well it’s on my todo list some where down the line after the real world torböjrn turret)
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TÖRB TURRET?
D.Va is basically a loli already, just in this ideal world she can’t fit into the mech because she’s too beefy
lol now your just sounding like a feeder X3
and i don’t mean the ult charge kind lol…
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WoAh ThErE bUcKaRoO!
I meant beefy as in muscles, I didn’t know that could mean fat 
make the mech thick too
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hmmm… but not overly athletic i dont want her looking like Zarya X3
I love d.va as she is… maybe yes she could have a bit more meat on her bones but again if she keeps chugging the mt dew she will get way too much of that… X3
(i seriously need to lay of that stuff myself lol)
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Like Törb?
you can’t go wrong with Törb